Wright Tyler

Aspiring writer using the wonders of social media to spread the word about the upcoming release of my first novel. Retweets & favorites are greatly appreciated!

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The first chapter of my #novel is now #online: http://t.co/Dr1eoQwSQf

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Shaun of the Red #WinterOlympicSchmovies @Schmovie

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Apolo 13 #WinterOlympicSchmovies @Schmovie

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Diego Costa scored a goal at the 68' minute. Diego Costa got a red card at the 68' minute. That might be the most Diego Costa thing ever. #Atletico #LaLiga

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@juliusagusta Thanks!

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Shredded Emails #LiberalCereals

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No Chex & Balances #LiberalCereals

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The Remains of the Bidet #HygieneSchmovies @Schmovie

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John Q-tip #HygieneSchmovies @Schmovie

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So, every one of the 8 games in the Champions League today is on ESPN or Fox except for #Bayern vs #PSG? Yeah, why show the best one?

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#IfLifeWereLikeABoardGame, I'd be living in my parents' basement. OK, so my life IS like a board game...

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#IfLifeWereLikeABoardGame, I'd actually be cool with all of the missing pieces.

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#IdExerciseMoreIf beer runs were considered exercise.

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Local Milk People would be a great name for an indie band.

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Baroque Back Mountain #OrchestraSchmovies @Schmovie

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The Handel That Rocks the Cradle #OrchestraSchmovies @Schmovie

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Bach to the Future #OrchestraSchmovies @Schmovie

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"I avoided #writers carefully because they can perpetuate trouble as no one else can." - F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Lung Frankenstein #BiologySchmovies @Schmovie

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One Flew Ovary the Cuckoo's Nest #BiologySchmovies @Schmovie

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The Greatest Respiratory Ever Told #BiologySchmovies @Schmovie