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postmodern neomarxist boi in a postmodern neomarxist world he/him.

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@ChiefTeef8 Europeans don’t need to make as much because they don’t have student loans or car payments or privatized health insurance

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@G1RLFL3SH Walked the dogs at the in-laws on Thxgiving and saw one other walker. At my somewhat urban home I would pass 20 walkers. There’s nothing outside of cars there.

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@ckayerawlings Where do those people live? Who knows? Who cares? It’s just fun to say stuff

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@ckayerawlings Yeah the reason more lanes doesn’t help is because vehicle infrastructure incentivizes driving when there are or should be other options. Like right now most people don’t live in housing units, but if you build more housing, everyone will want to live in housing units

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@ThePrussy Trans people

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One funny thing about evangelicalism was how dramatic and magical it was.
“I’ve been in a spiritual valley;
God has been teaching me a lesson lately;
I’ve been doing my quiet time with God’s Word for 40 days and my life has improved!”
It must have been exhausting as a kid

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Bengals are going to Joey-Votto Joey Burrow

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@shesgotawy Jill Stein got 30,000 votes in PA, which was decided by over 100,000. What are we talking about here

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@FerrazzanoJay If you think liberals would care about Palestinians if Trump were president I don’t know what planet you’re living on

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@metsventpage Maybe baseball isn’t for you

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@blightersort Let’s not spread election misinformation thanks

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@osucowboytc Also preserving the culture is a dog whistle

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@CM147143 There is…dwarves and elves don’t get along, Skyrim has a nationalist rebellion and Nord-supremacy, and everyone hates orcs and trollocs across the board

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When I see people my age in roles like news anchor or principal or politician I feel like they are play acting at being real adults, and it makes me realize how incompetent the ruling elite have been the whole time

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Breaking Bad but Gus Fring is played by Mr. Mosby

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Trunk or treat is a pathetic sterile facsimile indicative of a dying civilization

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@DoesntSwear This was sick

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@mellow_nie91 I would rather see my team, but I also want to watch the best players play each other in the World Series. I wish my team would spend more than peanuts and popcorn to pay the best players.

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@SwampCommunist Nope

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@NJSimmondsbooks Wow what a find