The Yapmaster

Makes FNAF theories sometimes :p

Technically a cis man but I'm too lazy to care so use whatever pronouns float your boat.

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@IDsFantasy Ahhh, I see I see

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@iamAtheistGirl Jesus was a grown ass man when he got sacrificed.

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@GlaciaEverwintr "You're offered a lovely juicy stake but you also have to eat a buttery lobster, what are you doing?"

If you say no to this, you're just an idiot

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@BreetonBoi Sure but also if you constantly think "am I being biased, I need to make sure I'm not" then you're gonna end up treating people differently anyway.

Just act however is natural and if someone tells you you're wrong (and can explain WHY) then change accordingly.

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@melomii_ I'm in the same boat but genderswapped. I prefer being a guy but like wouldn't it be nice to be a cute girl for a day every once in a while?

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@felinethropy_ I can tell this came to you in a bout of divine inspiration

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@destitutionepap Aye, aye, captain!

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@Owennfa Each other. Until they've drained each other and one of them stands alone on a pile of money bigger than you could imagine.

And it still won't be enough, it will never be enough. These people are infected by greed and they will never be happy or satisfied

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@_LOVERiplier_ The most adorable and genuine man on Earth.

They're just jealous

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@shellular_phone Eventually they're gonna be so transphobic it loops around to them being trans.

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@808_Freddys Agreed!

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@PurpleCorpsez Makes sense, his day job is literally being a children's performer at a local diner. His character is also a complete twink so it makes sense he'd act super friendly.

There's even a playground between the diner and his house that I assume he must have had built

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@lukws_0i I'm a cis guy and I'm happy to use any pronouns.

Gender expression and gender identity are different. You can be a feminine trans man, that doesn't make you less of a man

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@NYCMayor Not American but I support you!! You seem to be one of the few American politicians who's actually trying to help people and for that you have my respect

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@dek3ract Same, same.

But it's also an opportunity. People can be inspired by it and create better stories that also include marginalised groups. Then they can say Harry Potter inspired them and it would probably really piss her off

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@maddie_bufford Being neurodivergent, these comments make me feel sane

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@preposterousbbg Women also do that?

Also, you're talking about a truly miniscule proportion of the male population. Saying "men" do this or that is such a wild generalisation

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@thereallkcamp I could last a day. Easily.

A week? Now that's a much more fascinating question

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@HedleyLamarr8 The problem is that the other side consider foetuses to be alive. This argument would never convince someone who doesn't already agree with you

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@elizavtuber_vt Sure, assuming I notice they're there