Dealer Quotes

**Parody account for those in recovery**
“Yo it’s J. Never call me past 11pm unless you be spendin $$ 💵 Otherwise I got you 💯💯 shit’s straight fire 🔥🔥”

[Dealer Quotes @TheyCallMeJ7]

Yo I got a present for you but you gotta come see me right now!! I need a ride somewhere bro

[Dealer Quotes @TheyCallMeJ7]

@TheGodsponsor “Is there anything in here that’s going to poke me”

[Bananas On Opanas @bananasonopanas]

When the plug says "that's my favorite white boy"

[Dealer Quotes @TheyCallMeJ7]

*kid gives me a 50$ Bill and wants change for 40$”
Ima keep this cuz you owe me ten$ I just remembered
*there goes your gas money*

[Dealer Quotes @TheyCallMeJ7]

*rapping to myself in your car about being a baller*
Ohhh yo I just remembered. I don’t have all the shit on me, here’s a small fraction of what you wanted, I’ll call you in two hours with the rest

[Dealer Quotes @TheyCallMeJ7]

*finds you on social media*
*friends you*

[Dealer Quotes @TheyCallMeJ7]

@TheGodsponsor Oh shit they must be FBI, I thought that cover was bulletproof

[Dealer Quotes @TheyCallMeJ7]

@NodSquadPodcast It’s not an attractive image

[Dealer Quotes @TheyCallMeJ7]

@LettersOfNote @pilatesguam Start with the speeches

[Dealer Quotes @TheyCallMeJ7]

@georgebowden Love it

[Dealer Quotes @TheyCallMeJ7]

Yooo haven’t seen you in a while come get a sample

[Dealer Quotes @TheyCallMeJ7]

@IamOpioid If you remember your last one, it can stay your last one. Play the tape out and call someone else in recovery

[Dealer Quotes @TheyCallMeJ7]

@vaticandragon @ClayTravis Lol great observation

[Dealer Quotes @TheyCallMeJ7]

My bad if this shit’s all stuck together, my pack got washed in with my clothes and all my work got wet.

[Dealer Quotes @TheyCallMeJ7]

Ten minutes, my fault. Just stay there and turn ya lights off

[Dealer Quotes @TheyCallMeJ7]

I can front you until you get your tax returns, come thru. But you better be good for it, ima be waitin on that

[Dealer Quotes @TheyCallMeJ7]

If you can get me an X Box I’ll hook you up real nice. However you gotta get it

[Dealer Quotes @TheyCallMeJ7]

@JustJess0694 Perhaps it’s what you’re used to. Expectations sometimes set us up for resentment or put us in a place to be hurt. Worry, future tripping, these are results of a lack of faith. Have faith in your higher power and know you deserve to be happy, deserve to live well and deserve love

[Dealer Quotes @TheyCallMeJ7]

@fishsticksnfent @IamOpioid Must be gettin that good shit

[Dealer Quotes @TheyCallMeJ7]

@IamOpioid Keep pushing through, it gets better