TheyCallMeJohnB

If I had known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.

[TheyCallMeJohnB @TheyCallMeJohnB]

@Jen_Royle We lost Cap’n Jack last month. He was a good boy.

[Bob Ryan @GlobeBobRyan]

@TodayInSportsCo Excuse me…There’s a guy with 11 rings you seem to have overlooked.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Updated:

[TheyCallMeJohnB @TheyCallMeJohnB]

@MLBNetwork Planned my day around watching the Red Sox, and you give me half of a game. Do better.

[TheyCallMeJohnB @TheyCallMeJohnB]

@Super70sSports Arnold Earley

[TheyCallMeJohnB @TheyCallMeJohnB]

@Super70sSports Manos: The Hands of Fate

[TheyCallMeJohnB @TheyCallMeJohnB]

.@LouMerloni Who’s the guy in the booth behind the plate?

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

This aged well.

[TheyCallMeJohnB @TheyCallMeJohnB]

@sirDukeDevin $1.60 an hour

[TheyCallMeJohnB @TheyCallMeJohnB]

@itsbrianbarrett Yikes.

[TheyCallMeJohnB @TheyCallMeJohnB]

@CSpire How about not making early risers wait for business hours to call someone about a WiFi outage?

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Weird how he didn’t call up the National Guard on January 6th.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

They’re not behaving as if they’re in a four-year term.

They’re behaving as if they’re in an everlasting dictatorship.

Are we all clear on this?

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

Don’t worry, they are just keeping all of our data safe in case we lose it.

[TheyCallMeJohnB @TheyCallMeJohnB]

@bthompson48 https://t.co/rayDaAqVdO

[PoliticsVideoChannel @politvidchannel]

BREAKING: President Trump could face a massive slam dunk $10bilion racketeering lawsuit for "extortion" after Trump confessed to the extortion

[TheyCallMeJohnB @TheyCallMeJohnB]

@BallParkBuzz Looks clueless up there this year.

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

Hey media, it looks like you’re feeling guilty these days bcuz you didn’t cover, in real time, Biden’s cognitive decline. Well I have a great way you can make up for it:

RIGHT NOW, IN REAL TIME, COVER TRUMP’S COGNITIVE DECLINE.

Don’t make the same mistake twice. Thanks media.

[T. Bernadetti @MrsRoyKeaneo]

This was the exact moment he decided he hated intelligent women.

#Trump - A fuckwit from the cradle to the grave!😭😭😭

Turn it up!

[Ozzie Guillen @OzzieGuillen]

I Never thought a Pope would know
My name 😂😂. When I was an altar boy as a kid, I don't think I would have ever imagined that 😂😂.