Maura

she/her, b in lgbt. engaged to a goof

[himpath (francis etc) @gorgeousbrains]

just found out my job doesn’t recognize easter sunday as a holiday, therefore no holiday pay…

[Maura @TheyCallMeMaura]

@lexiigoodwinn @basicmamaprobs I am in this same spot for my wedding 🤣 😭

[Cherisse Targaryen @astromamii_]

Yall mad at a girl for ordering 4 drinks on a date but failed to mention that man asked her out when he only had 150 dollars to his name. Now that’s crazy.

[Smosh @smosh]

WE BOUGHT SMOSH

[caitlin @caitalopram]

LGBTQ+ friendly

[Tony Statovci @tonystatovci]

Troy Bolton was not going D1 I’m sorry 😭😭😭

[kaitlyn renea🕺🪩🦋⚡️💗 @kaitlynrenea_]

superstitiously I do a round off for fun

[🦕 @fentybullets]

they took it with just this section alone…

[Maura @TheyCallMeMaura]

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[Maura @TheyCallMeMaura]

Thanks @theestallion for spending 657 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to What’s New. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/pFs8tpI6r9

[Maura @TheyCallMeMaura]

Walking down the aisle to lovebug by Jonas brothers

[Heather Hogan @theheatherhogan]

Kid having a complete meltdown at the grocery store. The mom goes “Sweetheart, please use your words to tell me what’s wrong.” Kid sniffles, wipes his nose on his shirt, deep steadying breath, screams, “WHEN YOU TELL ME NO, IT SOUNDS BAD IN MY EARS AND FEELS BAD IN MY HEART!”

[Isaac Fitzgerald @IsaacFitzgerald]

Epilogue:

[LIZZO @lizzo]

It’s easy to be kind, and my absolute pleasure.. @YesAurielle you look beautiful!

[Maura @TheyCallMeMaura]

Senator swiftie

[Richard Blumenthal @SenBlumenthal]

Taylor Swift’s tour sale is a perfect example of how the Live Nation/Ticketmaster merger harms consumers by creating a near-monopoly. I’ve long urged DOJ to investigate the state of competition in the ticketing industry. Consumers deserve better than this anti-hero behavior.

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

ADHD is asking “what are we talking about again?” when you’re the one that was talking.

[Maura @TheyCallMeMaura]

A-Fib is not a shockable rhythm.
A-Fib is not a shockable rhythm.
A-Fib is not a shockable rhythm.
A-Fib is not a shockable rhythm.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

I was just told somebody leaked some personal information about me and it’s going to be reported on today.

I went into A-Fib on Wednesday, had my heart shocked back into rhythm on Thursday and I’m playing today.

That’s it.