Sarcastic pit bull mom

Sarcastic, resistant, blue. I’m not who, or what, you ASSume, proud pitty & American bully mom. Dogs...b/c people generally suck.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I would of put that ring to use

[Sarcastic pit bull mom @TheZooCrew9]

@AnthonyBass52 @united Omfg, you are such a raging, entitled douchecanoe

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Holy shit. Ron DeSantis just gave a low-energy speech in Akron, Ohio where he ranted against Republicans who are "like potted plants" who "hope to not have to make decisions" until they're forced to.

He said this as Fort Lauderdale, FL is underwater from historic flooding.

[Sarcastic pit bull mom @TheZooCrew9]

@GregAbbott_TX @TxDPS F&ck off

[Sarcastic pit bull mom @TheZooCrew9]

@GregAbbott_TX A week from now it will be the 2nd anniversary of my husband's death bc you f'd Texans with that bs grid. F your anniversary for anything you scum sucking raging shit for brains.

[Sarcastic pit bull mom @TheZooCrew9]

@Delta your crew for flight 1284 are AMAZING. I greatly appreciate their patience and professionalism. Ty for being amazing as always

[Sarcastic pit bull mom @TheZooCrew9]

@FlyEVV your TSA is literally the WORST.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

O.M.F.G.

Not only did that clown Andrew Tate post the lamest clapback in history, but Romanian authorities used it to prove he was in Romania.

He's been arrested for human trafficking!
Karma is spelled HAHA FUCK YOU!!!

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

So...Elon Musk let Andrew Tate back on Twitter, and Tate promptly used it to reveal his whereabouts to authorities in Romania who then arrested him.

All because Greta Thunberg owned him so hard his little wee-wee fell off.

Do I have that right? Please say I have that right.

[Sarcastic pit bull mom @TheZooCrew9]

@GregAbbott_TX Fuck you

[Sarcastic pit bull mom @TheZooCrew9]

@GregAbbott_TX Fuck you, you piece of worthless shit

[Sarcastic pit bull mom @TheZooCrew9]

@RepBoebert @RepAdamSchiff Shut the fuck up

[Sarcastic pit bull mom @TheZooCrew9]

@gr33k90d Just when I think I want to leave Twitter...

[Sarcastic pit bull mom @TheZooCrew9]

@laurenboebert F you, pendeja

[Sarcastic pit bull mom @TheZooCrew9]

@RepMTG Shut up

[Sarcastic pit bull mom @TheZooCrew9]

@Jim_Jordan @Lanieygr Shut up

[Sarcastic pit bull mom @TheZooCrew9]

@mattgaetz Shut up

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

We’ve raised $50K for @BetoORourke @CollierForTexas and @RochelleMGarza!!!!

Thank you to everyone who donated!!! Let’s double it 😈😈😈