Zweli Mbhele

Badass Broadcaster & a PARTY in real life. On @947 & host @netflixsa Never Late African Time podcast. Shady beyond repair 🌴 Bookings: [email protected]

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The ‘Worst _____ EVER’ series on Netflix is my favourite. Ever version is a fucking ROLLERCOASTER

[Zweli Mbhele @TheZweli]

@MsMasasa Generally see your psychologist, they do some tests and then refer you to a psychiatrist. It’s all just a very expensive but necessary exercise 😭

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Four were behind the wisdoms and are supernumerary or whatever that word is.

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When I went to get braces back in 2005/6. They had to put me under in order to remove numerous teeth. Imagine my shock today when I found out they’re removing EIGHT wisdoms. EIGHT!!??

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@BlaqBoiCanYou Yeah it was for my wisdoms. At my big age it’s apparently tricky… but we made it! Now I’m gonna see flames for a week.

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I’m not allowed to eat any solids for the next 48-72 hours. OMG! I’m gonna be a skinny legend 😭😍

[Wela's World 👑 @Wela_SK]

This tweet has taught me that people don't know what psychiatrists do or what it means to have a disorder or disability 💀💀💀 the number of workout recommendations are shocking

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Ah ah ah… all the pharmacies around here don’t have the meds the doctor has prescribed. If my sister can’t find them then I’m spending the night in hospital???? No ways 😭

[Dec @Dec10Smith]

People used to say we made all this up 🤣🤣

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@Reynald_Mzk_Rbs Throats are CLOSED until further notice!! I’m gonna be on heavy medication for at least a week 💀

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Going in for surgery in the afternoon is the worst thing ever. I am PARCHED and haven’t been allowed any liquids since 9am 🥲 Btw, it’s oral surgery - wisdom teeth extraction. #fun

[Cas @AO_SW19]

It was a surprise tournament, no hope post Roland Garros, straight from a round 1 whooping last year, no grass wins in 2 years, BEST Wimbledon run in her career, Coco Puffs, we move!!!!

[Zweli Mbhele @TheZweli]

COME ON COCO!! Let’s get it 🔥🔥

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@JTshimong @947 I will NEVER 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Zweli Mbhele @TheZweli]

@lelowhatsgood 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[💎 @TJayyyy_1]

Considering Lola’s behaviour, anyone that’s been arrested by her should be released because that’s not a stable decision maker #LoveIsland

[Zweli Mbhele @TheZweli]

@CHXN3L Priya’s a bit of a 🐦 Feels like she is always seeking validation from Jasmine and Mica… those girls aren’t her friends 🥲

[Zweli Mbhele @TheZweli]

This is a crime!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘IT: WELCOME TO DERRY’ was only nominated for 2 Emmys.

See the full nominees list: https://t.co/w7tjYoNu6a

[𝚃𝙷𝙺 @THEH0RRORKID]

IT: Welcome To Derry we still talk about you

[Zweli Mbhele @TheZweli]

I was kinda critical of this season but Zendaya was BRILLIANT!

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

Zendaya has landed her third Emmy nomination for ‘Euphoria’s third and final season this morning in the Outstanding Lead Actress In a Drama Series category.

This is a 3-for-3 sweep for Zendaya whose tragic character Rue was at the heart of Sam Levinson’s series.

Full details here: https://t.co/Y5uPTjNd9E