Thiago Queiroz

You are required to do nothing, least of all believe. Shut one's eyes tight or open one's arms wide, either way, one's a fool.

[poorly drawn lines @PDLComics]

It's actually easy.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

I’ve never seen anything more accurate

[#CorridaDasBlogueiras @Divaverso_Diva]

Cara, a Beta foi cirúrgica e precisa nessa fala aqui tá. Ouçam

[Camilla Lima 🌜🌝🌛 @camilla_lima7]

PIOR QUE LIXO!!

[Sizwe SikaMusi @SizweLo]

Morty: Capitalism gives everyone a chance to get rich if they just work hard enough.

Rick: Oh my god, Morty! Capitalism doesn't work if everyone wins. It needs poverty to function. Someone has to take the low-paying jobs so the profits keep flowing upward. If everyone had real financial security, no one would take those positions and the system would collapse.

Morty: But Rick, that's just how the market works. Some people earn more because they provide more value.

Rick: Tell that to the kid assembling your iPhone overseas for pennies while some CEO makes millions off it. Capitalism doesn't reward work, it rewards ownership. You don't climb the ladder by working hard, you climb it by owning the ladder. The workers collectively produce infinitely more value than some shareholder living in the Bahamas.

Morty: Okay, but isn't it about freedom People can still move up if they make good choices. Look at people who came from nothing and became successful, like entrepreneurs or celebrities.

Rick: Those are exceptions, idiot. That's why they're on TV. For every one person who makes it out, millions stay stuck because they never had the same luck, connections, or safety nets. The system needs those stories so people believe it's fair.

[Central do Braga @CentralDoBrega]

*gol do Endrick impedido*

o fdp do bandeirinha:

[Nath Finanças 💰 @nathfinancas]

🚨DÊ UM BLOCK NO TIGRINHO! Passo a passo de como usar o novo site do Governo para bloquear todas as casas de aposta do seu celular.

[Laerte @LaerteCoutinho1]

Saiu na Folha @folha

[teu caos @sobreteucaos]

Cada um na sua correria e tá tudo bem.

[isha @MibshaD]

Unpopular opinion. Blood type test should be done at birth and placed on the birth certificate.

[Warren H. Cohn @WarCo1]

Here’s the email to employees:

Team,

Hope everyone’s doing well and enjoying the productivity enhancements from our AI tooling initiative.

Unfortunately, Finance has asked me to clarify a small issue.

It appears someone, and by “someone” I mean apparently all of you simultaneously, managed to spend $500,000,000 on @claudeai usage in a single month.

For context:
•NASA landed on the moon for less.
•We are now the proud owner of approximately 14% of Anthropic.
•Claude personally sent us a thank-you fruit basket.
•Our CFO has entered a fugue state and only communicates through Slack emojis.
•The electricity usage from your prompts briefly dimmed parts of Northern Virginia.
While we appreciate innovation, there are concerns that:
•“Can you make this email sound slightly warmer?” did not require 11,400 generations.
•Asking Claude to “rewrite this in the style of Succession, Hemingway, and Tony Soprano combined” may have been excessive.
•One employee appears to have used Claude to generate “a quick list of lunch options” that somehow consumed the GDP of a small island nation.

Going forward, please observe the following guidelines:
1Do not upload the entire internet into Claude “for context.”
2If your prompt begins with “simulate every possible outcome,” reconsider.
3Claude should not be used to:
◦settle fantasy football disputes,
◦write your wedding vows 97 times,
◦generate revenge edits of your ex’s LinkedIn bio,
◦or ask “what if Rome had WiFi?”

Most importantly:

If you see the message:

“This request may require additional datacenter construction”

…please stop immediately and contact IT.

Thank you all for your cooperation during this challenging yet technologically groundbreaking time.

Warm regards,
Management

P.S. Whoever prompted:
“Generate every possible PR angle for every company founded since 1983”
…we just want to talk.

[old memory @old_memory]

Vagabond

[Amandinha 🇧🇷🚩 @mandstu25]

🚨URGENTE: Vocês precisam se decidir ou 600 reais não dá pra nada no mercado ou dá pra ter vida de rei com os 600 do Bolsa Família.

[Audra Nyx @TheAudraNyx]

Comrades

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

ADHD people being mentally and physically exhausted but still staying up because they didn't get enough "me time" after surviving the whole day.

[Laerte @LaerteCoutinho1]

Saiu na Folha @folha

[Pedro Ronchi @PedroRonchi2]

Fizeram protesto contra Dilma por 20 centavos, mas estão calados com a direita propondo 52 horas de trabalho semanal.

[Lula @LulaOficial]

- Não adianta votar em presidente progressista e em deputado conservador

- Não queira melhorar suas condições de trabalho se você vota no seu patrão

- Não vote em latifundiário se quiser fazer reforma agrária

- Não coloque uma raposa no galinheiro ou vão comer suas galinhas

[Beta Bastos @roberta_bastoss]

Boa tarde 😎