ᴍᴀʀɪɴᴀ ᴇᴠᴇʀɢʀᴇᴇɴ

ᴡʜᴀᴛ? ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ғɪɢʜᴛ ᴏғғ ɢᴏʙʟɪɴ ʜᴏᴀʀᴅᴇs ᴏɴ ᴀɴ ᴇᴍᴘᴛʏ sᴛᴏᴍᴀᴄʜ! ɴᴏᴡ, ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ᴇᴀᴛ! |ᴇʟᴠᴇɴ ʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ ᴏᴄ||ғᴏᴏᴅɪᴇ||21+ ʀᴘ||ɴsғᴡ|

[ᴍᴀʀɪɴᴀ ᴇᴠᴇʀɢʀᴇᴇɴ @ThiccestElf]

"ʜᴍɴʜ-?? ᴡʜᴀᴅᴅᴀʏᴀ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ɢᴀɪɴᴇᴅ ᴡᴇɪɢʜᴛ-?"

• ғʀᴇᴇʟᴀɴᴄᴇ ʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ

• ғᴏᴏᴅɪᴇ

• ᴇʟᴅᴇsᴛ ᴏғ 3 sɪsᴛᴇʀs

• 35 ʏᴏ ᴇʟғ

• 5'7

•ᴘᴀɴsᴇxᴜᴀʟ

• ɴ/sғᴡ

[ᴍᴀʀɪɴᴀ ᴇᴠᴇʀɢʀᴇᴇɴ @ThiccestElf]

Ohhh-- A Monster-! 💧

How ᴡᴏʀʀɪsᴏᴍᴇ

[ᴍᴀʀɪɴᴀ ᴇᴠᴇʀɢʀᴇᴇɴ @ThiccestElf]

"Exactly!"

[𝐆𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐎𝐫𝐤. @da_orc2]

"Many have told me, 'Grugg, it is unhealthy for one to snack at night.'"

"To which I must reply, 'then why is there a light in the fridge?'"

[ᴍᴀʀɪɴᴀ ᴇᴠᴇʀɢʀᴇᴇɴ @ThiccestElf]

@DummyThiccDicc atop her head.

"Yes! I'm so excited to spend all my time with you, Hunter!~ You're my absolute favorite person."

Her eyes were glittering with excitement.

[ᴍᴀʀɪɴᴀ ᴇᴠᴇʀɢʀᴇᴇɴ @ThiccestElf]

@DummyThiccDicc The blondie was wearing a cute little number that the woman at the clothing store picked out fkt her. A high-waisted bubblegum pink skirt, and a cropped, white blouse that exposed her bare shoulders, but that had long puffy sleeves.

She also wore a pink beret--

[ᴍᴀʀɪɴᴀ ᴇᴠᴇʀɢʀᴇᴇɴ @ThiccestElf]

@DummyThiccDicc Once she finished packing all her things, Marina would show up at Hunter's doorstep, knocking harder than she probably should have. She didn't know her own strength sometimes.

[Hunter Mourne (Homeless Currently, have Patience) @DummyThiccDicc]

She could have worn a T shirt and sweat pants the entire trip, for all he cared. She made anything look amazing.

Hunter would begin arranging a driver, wondering which clothes he should bring for their little trip. The home wasn't far from a town, so This was perfect.

[ᴍᴀʀɪɴᴀ ᴇᴠᴇʀɢʀᴇᴇɴ @ThiccestElf]

Cue the elf rushing off to pack, throwing in only her most presentable attire. She wasn't gonna embarrass him on this trip!

[Hunter Mourne (Homeless Currently, have Patience) @DummyThiccDicc]

"Take all the time you need, love. This'll be a long and hard earned vacation. If you don't bring something, ill happily supply it for you."

The man rested happily as he watched the excited elven woman bounce about like a kid in a candy store...so beautiful, in body and soul...~

[ᴍᴀʀɪɴᴀ ᴇᴠᴇʀɢʀᴇᴇɴ @ThiccestElf]

"Oh! That's even better than what I was anticipating!"

She squealed, pecking his lips once more with a happy giggle, quickly hopping back to her feet.

"I need to pack a bag! Not that I have many things, but. . .still!"

[Hunter Mourne (Homeless Currently, have Patience) @DummyThiccDicc]

"Dinner by candlelight, perhaps a hot oil massage to loosen those tired muscles of yours...And finally a romantic stay at my lake house where you can get away from everything...Just You and me, and the fireplace. Sound good my dear?"

[ᴍᴀʀɪɴᴀ ᴇᴠᴇʀɢʀᴇᴇɴ @ThiccestElf]

"What kind of reward?"

She asked, straddling his lap as her thumbs grazed his cheeks, her head cocked to the side.

"Is it something big and tasty?~"

[Hunter Mourne (Homeless Currently, have Patience) @DummyThiccDicc]

The man's eyes would widen a bit, a sparkle of admiration in them hearing of her heroic exploits. He kisses her lips once again before pulling her into an embrace, a warm smile glued to his features.

"You are simply amazing. Perhaps I should reward my heroic adventurer, yes?"

[ᴍᴀʀɪɴᴀ ᴇᴠᴇʀɢʀᴇᴇɴ @ThiccestElf]

@DummyThiccDicc "You've always had such a way with words.~♡"

She cooed, pressing a kiss against his lips, then another, and another.

"Mnf~♡ I've been on a job. . .tracked down an army of goblins and saved the king of my homeland. Got a pretty penny from it.~"

[ᴍᴀʀɪɴᴀ ᴇᴠᴇʀɢʀᴇᴇɴ @ThiccestElf]

Gods, he had such a way with words. Probably something to do with his age.

"Correct!"

She moved her hands from his eyes and spun around in front of him, hands now holding the elder man's cheeks.

"I've missed you.~♡"

[Hunter Mourne (Homeless Currently, have Patience) @DummyThiccDicc]

"Judging by these dainty hands, and the scent of flowers that seems to follow you everywhere...I'm going to guess it's my lovely elven beauty, Lady Evergreen."

[ᴍᴀʀɪɴᴀ ᴇᴠᴇʀɢʀᴇᴇɴ @ThiccestElf]

Covering @DummyThiccDicc's eyes with her hands, stifling a giggle as she grinned cheekily.

"Guess whooo~♡"

[Hunter Mourne (Homeless Currently, have Patience) @DummyThiccDicc]

Not many feelings worse than finding an account you wanted to interact with, then check their following only to see those dreaded emojis.

You know em.

🐾🍼♠️

[𝑺𝒏𝒖𝑺𝒏𝒖 𝑮𝒊𝒓𝒍𝒔 @SnuSnu_Friends]

╚────── ¤ ◎ 🌠 ◎ ¤ ──────╝

𝗦𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝗢𝗿𝗰 (𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗯𝗮𝗯𝗹𝘆 𝗦𝘂𝗯)

𝗥𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗰𝘂𝘁𝗲 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀.

𝗕𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗲𝘅𝘂𝗮𝗹 (𝗡𝗼 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗻)

𝗦𝗲𝗺𝗶-𝗟𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲

𝗗𝗠'𝘀 𝗮𝗹𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗻.

❤ + 🔄 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝗵𝗲𝗿.

[ᴍᴀʀɪɴᴀ ᴇᴠᴇʀɢʀᴇᴇɴ @ThiccestElf]

Won't he choke-?

[𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 , 𝐊𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐘 𝐊𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐘 ! @VlOLETGAZE]

he wants WALKIES . wants someone to hold onto his leash while he runs around . .

[𝗔𝗿-𝗚𝗵𝗼𝗱𝗮 @ExasperatedOrc]

Finding clothes that fit him is a miracle in of itself, much less anything that would actually suit his tastes.

He's not much for ties, but Ar-Ghoda thinks he looks rather snazzy.

[ᴍᴀʀɪɴᴀ ᴇᴠᴇʀɢʀᴇᴇɴ @ThiccestElf]

|| Thanks my dude. 🥺🩷 I appreciate it.

[Hunter Mourne (Homeless Currently, have Patience) @DummyThiccDicc]

|| Ma'am, the little bit of weight you may have gained surely made you cuter.

[ᴍᴀʀɪɴᴀ ᴇᴠᴇʀɢʀᴇᴇɴ @ThiccestElf]

|| I gained a lil weight since I last did her so I need a new hero suit...but I have alternative outfits I use for her that are cute 🥺🩷

[Hunter Mourne (Homeless Currently, have Patience) @DummyThiccDicc]

|| I can't help but believe it would be the best Mirko cosplay I've seen in forever.

[ᴍᴀʀɪɴᴀ ᴇᴠᴇʀɢʀᴇᴇɴ @ThiccestElf]

|| I wanna cosplay Mirko today. Haven't gotten into cosplay in forever..

[ᴍᴀʀɪɴᴀ ᴇᴠᴇʀɢʀᴇᴇɴ @ThiccestElf]

@DemoralizedMask || Smart, honestly. And that man is so fine by all means.