I resigned from Slim Chickens today. I spent the last three years doing seasoning research at both Slim Chickens and arby's. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing straight to Four loko nuggets and gambling with our lives.
We have to talk about one of the greatest scams in architectural history, THE SPIRE. You build a 900-foot building then put a metal stick on top and suddenly it’s 1200 feet tall? It’s a hoax frankly. We will be looking into this very closely. COUNT THE FLOORS, STOP THE SPIRE!
A lib that I sent back in time to the 17th century New Netherland colony talking to a Dutch colonist: yeah so in 2026 the leader of this country is an orange man and--
Dutchman: mijn god... een oranje man...
"majestade,precisamos abolir a escravidão"
"Não dá, tô ocupado aprendendo sânscrito"
"Majestade, 90% da população é analfabeta precisamos de mais escolas"
"Calaboca, tô escrevendo carta pro Richard Wagner"
"Majestade a economia está estagnada"
"Me deixa, tô traduzindo a Odisséia"
Farm fresh has a whole different meaning in the Middle East. Picking out vegetables for my smoothie that just arrived at the market by horse, straight from the farm.