G2

A person of no particular consequence

[minskvvn @minskvvn_main]

this is the kind of shit you'd see as a cutscene in Command and Conquer

[Riley @rylzdigital]

I resigned from Slim Chickens today. I spent the last three years doing seasoning research at both Slim Chickens and arby's. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing straight to Four loko nuggets and gambling with our lives.

[Nαтe Blαncнeтт @NateBlanchett]

We have to talk about one of the greatest scams in architectural history, THE SPIRE. You build a 900-foot building then put a metal stick on top and suddenly it’s 1200 feet tall? It’s a hoax frankly. We will be looking into this very closely. COUNT THE FLOORS, STOP THE SPIRE!

[kelly p. @k_pendergrast]

Society if they let george lucas make a museum

[Fiedia 🌸✩🚩 @POLREWK0M]

graffiti from 1871

[Catagélastos @catagelastos]

A lib that I sent back in time to the 17th century New Netherland colony talking to a Dutch colonist: yeah so in 2026 the leader of this country is an orange man and--

Dutchman: mijn god... een oranje man...

[Duc de Vinny (comms open) @DucDeVinny]

"majestade,precisamos abolir a escravidão"
"Não dá, tô ocupado aprendendo sânscrito"
"Majestade, 90% da população é analfabeta precisamos de mais escolas"
"Calaboca, tô escrevendo carta pro Richard Wagner"
"Majestade a economia está estagnada"
"Me deixa, tô traduzindo a Odisséia"

[10шм @Circle10]

Neanderthal nuclear sub commander and first mate turning launch keys, missile tube door opens, 40 foot tall spear rises out of missile tube

[Icemarv14 @icemarv14]

What I see 👀

[Abraham @gomezilustra]

Las Malvinas son peruanas

[ryan @thisismeryan13]

I'm currently obsessed with this man inconvenienced by the building collapse situation on East 42nd Street: "It's a real snafu."

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@Complex Petit disque orange (rotated), by František Kupka, 1932

[James Urbaniak @JamesUrbaniak]

Fighting soldiers at the pool
Fearless men enforce the rules
Men who guard just what you see
The brave men of the green algae

[onionweigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher]

big day for the community that contains me and this guy

[G2 @ThiersWall]

@BeefStickFiesta @ragnvaldrtoejob It's a mix of the Filibuster's gear from some of the late Heavensward instances.

[The Resistance Broadcast @TRBpodcasts]

“Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?”

[The Trillbillies @thetrillbillies]

Canaanite Obama

[Eric Adams @ericadamsfornyc]

Farm fresh has a whole different meaning in the Middle East. Picking out vegetables for my smoothie that just arrived at the market by horse, straight from the farm.

[alex lei @alexL_E_I]

Drake is currently bombing Toronto