Things I Thunk

I Thunk things, drunk things and funk things. I say things, hate things, thunk things. No shit life updates or politics, just things I Thunk. Am I right?!

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Nature's flasher.

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@HirezOps smite is cooked. Can't login. When I do, can't connect to games. Please fix

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@wwos @Channel9 @9Gem What ever happened to hot spot? Can't just rely on random noises.

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@SkyCricket What ever happened to hot spot. The snicko by itself is not enough

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@dytyboa K

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Australia's energy policies be like

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How many mid life crisis does a cat have?

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Nobody appreciates the skill and fine muscle control it takes to let out a fart when busting to piss, without wetting yourself.

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Life hack 38. Put a glass of water next to your bed when u go out drinking, so when u come home you remember to piss yourself in ur sleep.

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If our bodies wanted us to exercise in the modern age, we would have evolved to have fragrant and delicious sweat.

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Too bad it was a lamp.

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The music for the deaf campaign speaks volumes to me.

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If so much of our brain potential wasn't wasted remembering song lyrics and movie quotes, we'd never forget where our keys were.

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Ads should stop at a certain time on tv. If I'm watching a weird foreign film at 4am I'm not in the right state of mind to buy an ab machine

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Got into an argument with a little person the other day. We just didn't see eye to eye.

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If @realDonaldTrump had a French son, instead of trump Jr would they be called a trumpette?

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Nana nana nana nana STIman. #newgensuperhero #sexytransmittedinfections

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There are now fake phones that you can buy to ween yourself off phone addiction... This goes way beyond first world problems.

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Because nothing says Xen like beating the shit out of each other in the @ufc #relaxingbloodsports

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Twisties should sponsor mardi grad, cause life's pretty straight without twisties.