Amiah

[Amiah @ThingsAmiahSays]

Me: "at least you said sorry"
Amiah: "he doesn't like when I say sorry, he said I should never apologize to a man"

Dance is teaching her so much 😂

[Amiah @ThingsAmiahSays]

Amiah: "thats a love story, but like all stories, they must come to an end"

💀

[Amiah @ThingsAmiahSays]

Whenever I get a spam call I always say it's my boyfriend calling me lol today amiah said "more like your ex boyfriend the way you ignore the calls" 😂

[Amiah @ThingsAmiahSays]

Me: why didn't you want to spend the night at grandmas?
Miah: because joya wanted to play horror games in the dark
Me: 😂😂
Miah: it was 9pm and I was by the window!

😂😂😂

[Amiah @ThingsAmiahSays]

Me: he brought me a bottle of wine

Amiah: you're spoiled

😂💁🏻‍♀️

[Amiah @ThingsAmiahSays]

Me: what are you doing?

Amiah: what I'm asposed to be doing, sleeping

Me: you're APOSED to be getting ready

Amiah: aposed? It's asposed...

😂😂

[Amiah @ThingsAmiahSays]

Amiah: I'd rather get spanked so hard that I cry, than get hot sauce in my mouth

Me: what?! 😂

Amiah: yeah grandma put hot sauce in my mouth once

Good to know 😂😂

[Amiah @ThingsAmiahSays]

Amiah making her Christmas list: tesla!

Me: do you know what a tesla is?

Amiah: yeah it's a car. I don't actually want it for Christmas

Me: I want a tesla for Christmas

Amiah: you can't get a tesla for Christmas, it's too big to wrap!

[Amiah @ThingsAmiahSays]

Me: he said he doesn't really like amusement parks can you believe that?

Amiah: how can he not like disneyland?? It's the happiest place on earth! I don't think you should have a crush on this guy..

😂😂

[Amiah @ThingsAmiahSays]

Amiah: are you sick?

Me: no

Amiah: well you always get sick after you go out

[Amiah @ThingsAmiahSays]

Amiah to me: you're cranky, you need a coffee

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Amiah at DCA: mom, I want to go to Disneyland, chug your beer. Chug, chug, chug!

[Amiah @ThingsAmiahSays]

Amiah: what's that cereal I like? Froot loops? It has poor people on it?

Me: poor people??

Amiah: yeah it has poor people on the box

Me: fruity pebbles?

Amiah: yeah! Fruity pebbles!

😂😂

[Amiah @ThingsAmiahSays]

Amiah: mom you act like a big sister to me

[Amiah @ThingsAmiahSays]

Amiah: whats a wee wee?

Me: its what boys have

Amiah: oh, so a pussy is a girls pee pee...

Me: 😳 OH MY GOD!

Jesus lol

[Amiah @ThingsAmiahSays]

Amiah: i hope theres no traffic

Me: you hope theres no traffic? Why?

Amiah: so you dont get pissed off

😂😂

[Amiah @ThingsAmiahSays]

Me talking to my mom: ive been taking lean cuisines to work instead of eating the food there, i also havent been drinking that much coffee or wine

Amiah: mom you had 3 glasses of wine last night

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Amiah: why do you wear little underwear for a big butt?

😳😂😂

[Amiah @ThingsAmiahSays]

Amiah: nathan said im his 2nd crush, and i dont really like that

Me: why?

Amiah: because he always gets telled on because he does bad things and i dont want to marry a bad boy!

😂😂