Things AVOID Says

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“Who wants to see me Wu-Tang a bong!?”

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“Yo they got pneumonia but where the fuck is oldmonia!?”

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“Hey Luke! Tweet Chris is puking in the van to Avril Lavigne!”

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“Benny why did we eat my contact lenses”

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“So are lions and tigers by gender?”

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“Tupac on the side of Sugar Mommas Bake House.”

[AVOID ⚡️ KICKS ASS @AVOIDKICKSASS]

EL PASO👉🏼👉🏼
Rockhouse tonight w/ @MotivesOH (the best screaming boy band from Cleveland, OH) & us (a band that kicks ass)
Sounds like a good time eh???

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@alexlovato55 You dont even know who I am 😰🤢

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“That was Mo Bamba but we turned it into a muppets song.”

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“I still think you should have shit in Chris’ cats litter box.”

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“Thats Camp Pendleton!…i hope we get hit with a stray howitzer round.”

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“Im gunna start wearing a pocket pussy around my waist as a dick protecter.”

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We just left for this tour 2 hours ago and that was the first thing I tweeted god damnit this is gunna be a long two months

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“God I really want Doc McStuffins to lift up my skirt and fuck me while im doing the dishes.”

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In case you fuckin weasels didnt already know, the boys have a couple shows comin up in the next few months. Come to a show or I’ll find you guys and throw crayons at you.

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“I got prescribed viagra for my FUCKING THROAT”

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“GUYS GET OVER HERE AND SIGN THIS TAMPON”

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“Ah shit I forgot I was banned from twitter”

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“We were in Vegas and i drank a screwdriver out of his hole”

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“I couldnt play the pornhub theme song tonight cause i had a FUCKING SEIZURE this morning”