HF Employees

Things overheard inside the walls of the HF empire.

[HF Employees @thingsHFemplsay]

"Did you just say: don't get it twisted? How would I get it twisted? What would I twist?"

[HF Employees @thingsHFemplsay]

"I can see into your ear and there are dreams there." #wow #deep #interesting #weird?

[HF Employees @thingsHFemplsay]

Back to the drawing table!! #botchedidioms #drawingboard

[HF Employees @thingsHFemplsay]

If you thought I was smart, why would you text me??

[HF Employees @thingsHFemplsay]

#warehousespellingproblems

[HF Employees @thingsHFemplsay]

OMG that smell is an ingredient?? I thought it was a PERSON! #bodyodors

[HF Employees @thingsHFemplsay]

Steve!!! You may NOT eat those dog treats! We are saving them for REAL dogs!! #hegotoffended

[HF Employees @thingsHFemplsay]

This new seating arrangement should be interesting... #whatdramaawaits

[HF Employees @thingsHFemplsay]

PSA: THERE ARE DONUTS HERE! Thanks to the Planning Department!

[HF Employees @thingsHFemplsay]

Um, yeah. If she saw that, she would shit her pants immediately.

[HF Employees @thingsHFemplsay]

Sometimes I still feel sorry for the Trix rabbit. "Silly rabbit, TRIX are for kids!!".

[HF Employees @thingsHFemplsay]

Employee 1: I don't feel good at communicating. Employee 2: You are FINE! Don't bring your wet blanket around here!

[HF Employees @thingsHFemplsay]

"Wisconsin is the place to be!!" -Christin #begtodiffer

[HF Employees @thingsHFemplsay]

ALERT: Big disagreement going down over here on whether or not agave is a low-glycemic food. Cast your vote...if you dare... #yikes #hotdebate

[HF Employees @thingsHFemplsay]

We feel this would be a deal killer. #dealbreaker #botchedidioms

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Nothing else out on the market has balls of chickpeas in it. Just sayin.

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Yeah, I would scootch it a scosche.

[HF Employees @thingsHFemplsay]

So that's my update, that's all that's happening in my court #inmyworld #itstillworks #botchedidioms

[HF Employees @thingsHFemplsay]

I didn't want to hear a long story I didn't care about.

[HF Employees @thingsHFemplsay]

I'm eating so much of this. It is so spicy that it's making me lose my taste buds.