SugarlipsJKD

[SugarlipsJKD @thingsJKDsays]

LW: "They're going to Ft. Lauderdale."
JA: "That's where my daddy lives!"

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#thingsTBsays
TB: "'Talkin' bout whiskey, talkin' bout fish.' See? There, I just made a country song."

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JKD: "Didn't another Christopher Robin movie just come out??..What was it called?..'Finding Pooh'?"

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LW: ::on pandas:: "The reason they're endangered is they're only fertile two days of the year."
JKD: "Same."

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"I'm losing my mind. It's fine though. Everyone does it."

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"Will I ever go to a festival again? Probably not. But maybe a Jazz Festival cause they'll have chairs."

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"I need to have a baby."
::laughs::
"Could be fun."

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Jewel: 🎵 "Put on my pj's and crawl into bed." 🎵
JKD: "That's my favorite line."

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[Rot Pot burial ceremony]
"OK Google, play Jewel."

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"How do Americans spell parlor?"

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"Got a one way ticket to sugar tum."

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GB: "At least I've got someone in my corner."
LW: "Get out of this corner!!"

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JKD: "All I wanted was an apology."
LW: "Well you got it. You know how to make me… beg?"

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"The only 'Julius' I know is Caesar. Who had an affair with Cleopatra. And they had a son. And then you know.. Ides of March. And then Cleopatra had a thing with Antony.." [this has gone on for 15 minutes]

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"When's the last time I had beer?" [thinks] "Last Friday! It tastes different."

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[about GB]
GF: "It's happened. He's M+M." 
JKD: "Kill me."

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#thingsAMsays
"Six beers? I can take care of that."

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#thingsGFsays
"I just reached level 6 in Dungeons & Dragons! Try to beat me!!"

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"Empathy is my #1 you SOB! Respect it!!"

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"Spread it."