Quotes From Neel

Random quotes from @neelraj_arjune - Lets go to the country and ride a wagon wheel - Raj: The Einstein of love and stupid quotes. This account is run by Justin

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Either Michael is a priest, or Michael is a pop.
Michael is not a priest.
Therefore, Michael is a pop
#DisjunctiveSyllogism

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I don't think he is a police officer. I think he is secretly a priest

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Was Pontius Pilate a good pilot?

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I can't change my looks for a girl, unless I get hit by a car

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Justin is the guy that you need on your home team, because he will sing the Luke Bryan songs that will make you win

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Neel: "If a rock can be president, then I can be president"
Justin: "You have to understand politics first"
Neel: "Damn It!"

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What if you're both poor and rich?

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If I had a wand I would be better than Harry Potter

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I wish I had a Hogwarts

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Justin is a perfect Catholic. He doesn't do anything wrong...except for getting A's on every exam, which makes me look bad

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(Raj walks into Einstein Bagels) "umm, do you sell bagels?"

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That's how I live life....by risk

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Someone: Do you have a deck of cards?
Neel: What do you think this is? A banana?

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Chicken nuggets for days

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Goodbye ladies.......and Justin

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I'm going home and smelling some cheese

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Neel: Can I borrow $2,000?
Someone: Yeah
Neel: NOO, you were suppose to say "no." Now I won't get my $5
#ContrastEffect #SocialPsych

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The ghost of snapchat looks at my story about a hundred times

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I live in a cardboard box

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That's Raj-ical, not radical