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"Oh, you can't pay your bill? Here's a fee to make it higher. Good luck with that."

This concept is so fucking backwards.

[This does not apply to me currently, just insight.]

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@Enasni I did that, with my children's name to their teacher.

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@NinjaHipyPirate Yeah I got a little fiesty this time, and had to explain that if they wanted their questions answered, they were going to have to stop talking over me - AFTER they accused me of "talking down" on them which was really just me trying to get a word in edgewise.

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Asking someone a question, and then talking over them when they try to respond makes you a fucking asshole, just for the record.

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@FlashFerret @brennadactyl BABY

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Ladykind, Gentlepeople, buy yourself flowers. It feels awesome, and having flowers makes your whole spay brighter.

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If one more grown ass man talks to me like I'm a little girl, I'm going to start burning things to the ground.

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Raise your hand if you're sick of having your photos thought of as lewd because you have bigger bewbies? I could be wearing a freaking turtleneck and I stg a comment would be made. I have cleavage in ANY shirt that's not super high cut, I'm not trying to flirt with you.

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@Hopie_chan I hope you feel better this morning!

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Ordered babies first false eyelashes, went with a set of magnetic ones in various sizes so I could see what works best for me!

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But do I buy the most ridiculous thing I can find on Wish and review it? Share with me the most absurd things you've seen!

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@ChrisEvans But..

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Hey, men?

"I feel like a woman who has been raped."

Isn't something you should ever say. It's not something you get to say, or that you will ever understand. Nor should it be spouted lightly in response to having information withheld from you like an ignorant child, thanks.

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@NinjaHipyPirate I have loads of stories, sometimes I think my life is an episode of Seinfeld.

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It is once again, story time! Tinky's first porn exposure!?

What was yours? Funniest moments, discoveries, when did you first stumble upon the mind-melting DBZ/Sailor Moon crossover stuff!? #firstporn #youneverforget #thedevilinsideher #rule34

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@NinjaHipyPirate You're welcome, enjoy my awkward teen pain.

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@NinjaHipyPirate @FlashFerret Hang in there man!

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@ARAITUH Can't tell if serious or not. Really!? Never!?

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@QueenEliminator RuneScape OG love.

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@ARAITUH @Hopie_chan Long legs is, woefully, not a problem I have. But it's good to know that they work for those blessed with the longest of limbs!

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Let's talk about thigh highs. I'm a girl who even at my slimmest, is one with the thigh. They're large, they're in charge. I was never able to live my sexy dreams of replicating Satine's Elephant Medley outfit from Moulin Rouge - UNTIL NOW.

Link in reply post! <3
#thighhigh