dube

watch how hard I can think

[dube @ThinkermanGuy]

⚠️CAUTION⚠️ This item will be hot from the microwave. Please take care to not burn your little fingie wingies. Ur wittle digies. Call me if get burnt and u need a kissy. I love you

[dube @ThinkermanGuy]

@okey_dokie I miss quarantine Minecraft fr

[dube @ThinkermanGuy]

@hudlion Noooo why couldn’t they have targeted a Walmart instead :/

[dube @ThinkermanGuy]

@hudlion What a cliffhanger. Did you find a good bagel place here?

[Leigh Giangreco @LeighGiangreco]

Chicago culture is not your costume.

[cb! @snooziest]

real chicagoheads live for this

[Allie 🌸 @allie0t]

They should dig up Florida and put mountains here

[dube @ThinkermanGuy]

@Carrrotlinee Liquor? I know her intimately

[dube @ThinkermanGuy]

No malort at the liquor store in Florida this place is a prison

[dube @ThinkermanGuy]

Health potion

[🪬🟣🧠 @slurplebrained]

"America is more divided now than ever!"

Not even close

[dube @ThinkermanGuy]

A plumber called me today to schedule and said “I was texting about the leak with your wife earlier” no buddy that was me 👯‍♂️

[heɪz(ə)l @cisgenderhaver]

I'm something of a lesbian boyfriend myself

[bread absurdist @okey_dokie]

having fun makes me so happy. theres something so beautiful about a memory of when i had fun

[adas🧦🌹 @adastroworld]

Crushed it at an intimate house hang with one close friend + a bunch of loose connections today. Met new people. Listened to what they said. Contributed relevant jokes and setups to make them seem funnier and cooler. Great work all around on my part

[dube @ThinkermanGuy]

@mojobagel It’s also not even the full quote and intentionally taken out of context. It’s still correct as is but I can see why it would make the libs mad

[brooke @wasianfielder]

@PopFlopHQ @ChappellRoan

[dube @ThinkermanGuy]

@hudlion I say antagonist because it for the alliteration but I think it better fits the friendly rival

[dube @ThinkermanGuy]

@hudlion Anime antagonist ass activity

[richard @richard_normal]

they’re doing a new version of hot ones. it’s called “savory ones”. as the interview goes on the guest is forced to eat increasingly sumptuous food items. “oh my this is just delectable” they will say at the end, sweating and crying.

[dube @ThinkermanGuy]

@Daramgar Ratatouille date night where we make ratatouille while watching Ratatouille (2007) while snacking on cheese and fruit at the same time as the rats do