Drunk Thoughts

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Drunk thought #10
"Food."

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Drunk thought #09
"Sex."

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Drunk thought #08
"Winter storm coming, time to stock up on alcohol!"

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All phones need this autocorrect

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Drunk, or racist?

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Well is he a virgin or not??

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Drunk thought #08
"Hmm it's cold, I know what'll warm me up, alcohol!"

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When drunk, these pick up lines are gold

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Hmm who is drunker?

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Drunk thought #08
"What if Justin Bieber became the opposite of Michael jackson and became an old black woman before he dies"

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Drunk Thought #07
"This girls hot! Definitely gonna hook up"
*wakes up next to what resembles a troll*

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Drinker than shirt

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Don't rub someone the black way.

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Sooo frump

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Say what?

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Naughty Jew

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What does your dad do when he's drunk?

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Drinking. It'll kill your friends hamster

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Waking up hungover has me like

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Puns become even funnier when you're drunk