Beard Noises

I've been told I have potential but they won't take it at the pawn shop. happily married. underrated amateur sherpa. I like things and I hate stuff🇨🇦

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@caniacGrady Bettman won't let the cup come back to Canada

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@jakebeleafs Bettman will stop at nothing to make sure the cup stays in the states

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Is this stupid life thing over yet?

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@WJReid3 You, sir, have invented pants.

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I'm "penguin kicking" angry but I just have to bite my tongue forever. That's pErFeCtLy healthy.

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@Wandering324 still the nicest thing that's been said to me today.

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@eldamon @Danak65 not me, when I try, it looks like I'm making fun of stroke victims and people throw garbage at me.

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@FranksRedHot What do i do if I have 2500% more sex drive than my wife?

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@CynthiaHarless1 that mufucka was faster than lightning

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Ya been warned. It ain't duck season anymore, bitches.

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@Danak65 Can ya mashed potato?

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@TimmyTwoShirts looks more like squidward...

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@sblogga Condom size measurement device.

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@RicciGeri Them girls with that fancy book learnin' is sexy as hell.

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@RadicalItch Preferably with someone else's hands...under the table at a restaurant, theater, car wash, concert, long line up, bank vault, abandoned theme park, hospital, parking lot, tail gating party, in the pool, in a sorority house, in the champagne room, the alley, but not a puppet show.

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@incognytoe opens a trap door at the bottom of my heart

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Finally got to cum. Really took the edge off😂

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@Wandering324 But when I'm a sleep
I want somebody
to put their arms around me and kiss me
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...tennnnnnderrrrlyyyy

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@Wandering324 I've a tenner in my skin tight jeans
You can touch it if your hands are clean