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@iTzDeafxKid @Gladd whos we?

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@veryworrisome @CombatDisinfo @iLuvGothChicks Are we really pretending like american internet culture doesn't directly correlate to and heavily influence the decisions made by people existing in the "space" you speak of? in the year 2026?

it's not 1970 anymore. Wake up.

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@thecryptofi @AFC_dinho @PLinUSA @premierleague Man United fan talking about choking and bottling... find a mirror

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@SkyPointSteve @deuce_enthused @KevinStraub10 with that being said, do better!

have a great night 🫶

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@SkyPointSteve @deuce_enthused @KevinStraub10 I'm not timestamping what this display already clearly shows because you're a man with Don Garber's dick in your mouth. All of your tweets are the same. You'll never concede the point because your head is too far up your own MLS swampass.

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@SkyPointSteve @deuce_enthused @KevinStraub10 because he recived, took a dribble, and lost the ball???

you getting there yet?

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@SkyPointSteve @deuce_enthused @KevinStraub10 you can even see his "1 attacking" dispossession.

You're actually mentally ill. seek help.

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@SkyPointSteve @deuce_enthused @KevinStraub10 The app LITERALLY shows you what dribbling actions they took, and when they were dispossessed.

Please brother, for the love of everyone, SHUT the fuck up and go sit at the little kid table with the popcorn and flywheels where you belong.

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@SkyPointSteve @deuce_enthused @KevinStraub10 No it doesn't. That would take his total amount to 10 including passes.

Come on man, this is simple. Lock in. Be a better MLS shill than this, you're making it too easy.

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@SkyPointSteve @deuce_enthused @KevinStraub10 i already answered your stupid logic of how they track "attacking" dribbling stats.

It's not entirely encompassing of every action he takes when "dribbling" via Futmob.

Which is why we use multiple sites with more indepth statistical info.

Take a moment, think a little. 😭😭

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@SkyPointSteve @deuce_enthused @KevinStraub10 also you realize you can lose the ball when dribbling and it's still not a "attacking" movement right???

take a moment, think a little. 😭😭😭

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@SkyPointSteve @deuce_enthused @KevinStraub10 https://t.co/e63U8gwyBk

womp womp. cry more with your fake stats. 🫶

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@SkyPointSteve @deuce_enthused @KevinStraub10 If you want to add up the total times he lost possession including passes and defensive missteps, that number would be 12.

Wanna keep going?

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@SkyPointSteve @deuce_enthused @KevinStraub10 It means he lost possession when dribbling 6 times. That's what that category means, hence why it's in the dribbling tab of the statistics section!

I hope this helps your peanut brain!

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@SkyPointSteve @deuce_enthused @KevinStraub10 You: He was dispossessed once

The stats: He was dispossessed 6 times.

The tape rewatch: He was dispossessed 6 times.

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@SkyPointSteve @deuce_enthused @KevinStraub10 oh you can't read where it says 6 carries/6 possession lost? or are you just ignorant on purpose

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@SkyPointSteve @flexbyler @deuce_enthused @KevinStraub10 The only one lying about stats and positions here is you LMAO. Gio didn't play a midfield role today. Everything I said was 100% factual.

Seb was the worst passing midfielder and completely non-progressive with the ball today. It's is a non-debate. Get Garbers dick out yo mouf

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@SkyPointSteve @deuce_enthused @KevinStraub10 Gio also didn't play in the midfield. it was a front 3 today.

So yeah, just admit you didn't watch the game. LMAO.

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@SkyPointSteve @deuce_enthused @KevinStraub10 shut up you muppet

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@InfectedTrump @Minameajeff @RustyBUCKETS321 your daily sources of happiness stem from whether grown men put a ball in a hoop or run to a designated spot on a field.

please don't act like you're any better.