n 6 days to IP!!!!

he/him | 29 | 🇩🇪 | -16/annoying/can’t take a joke dni

[n 6 days to IP!!!! @thintechgodhead]

hey what’s up i’m n! 29 years old, he/him, from texas and now live in germany. this is an account where i talk about my experiences with ARFID, feel free to unfollow if that’s triggering for you. filter out “urine bm” if you don’t want to see posts about bodily functions

[Melani⁷ saw 134340 and Paradise @betterthanlzers]

This is the most painfully accurate book I have ever read. HOW DID IT TELEPORT INTO MY BRAIN AND SEE EVERYTHING GOING ON INSIDE. I’m only on chapter 4 and this book has broken me already (in the way that I really really need right now)

[n 6 days to IP!!!! @thintechgodhead]

@skinnyoverit @saucemaxxing what do you need me to ask them??

[n 6 days to IP!!!! @thintechgodhead]

@lilmanbigdick @136weasels words from a coward that’s afraid of thick baddies

[n 6 days to IP!!!! @thintechgodhead]

“unattractive woman” with an average-pretty face and a huge rack i think you might not be attracted to women

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

🚨 DATING APP EXPERIMENT 🚨

We put 6’3” Terra Chad up against an overweight woman in NYC for 24 hours.

Terra Chad: 340 likes
Her: 677 likes

She literally DOUBLED a 6’3” attractive guy.

Read that again.

One of the biggest misconceptions in modern dating is that Chad is playing on easy mode.

He is.

But Women are playing a completely different video game…

[n 6 days to IP!!!! @thintechgodhead]

my boyfriend snores like breathing is a battle that he’s losing

[n 6 days to IP!!!! @thintechgodhead]

@skinnyoverit @saucemaxxing o shit idk how to do that tbh

[n 6 days to IP!!!! @thintechgodhead]

@lilmanbigdick @136weasels yeah an she’s got two of em looking straight at me

[katie_moder 🕷️ @kat_moder]

I have a bladder the size of a walnut and the caffeine intake of 40 college students so I'm pissing every picosecond (peecosecond) but my kidneystones end up being the size of rice, so at the speed I shoot them out like Tom and Jerry spitting out watermelon seeds

[n 6 days to IP!!!! @thintechgodhead]

@DuskDoesNothing congrats!!!!

[n 6 days to IP!!!! @thintechgodhead]

@saucemaxxing @skinnyoverit WAIT I DIDNT FOLLOW BACK IM STUPID

[n 6 days to IP!!!! @thintechgodhead]

@saucemaxxing @skinnyoverit rip

[n 6 days to IP!!!! @thintechgodhead]

@tauntifer I DID I HOPE YOU HAVE A BIG BEAUTIFUL AMERICAN DAY!!!

[n 6 days to IP!!!! @thintechgodhead]

@batcat46454 THANK YOU!!!

[n 6 days to IP!!!! @thintechgodhead]

happy #ArTuesday!! last week’s theme was BATS- share your pics here, i drew a bat on a mango because it made me happy :)
this week’s theme is CANDY! i hope people participate and we can have a fun little weekly tradition together ❤️

[Scalemates @puppybongss]

@thintechgodhead A bat doodle while I sit in my car

[n 6 days to IP!!!! @thintechgodhead]

@puppybongss YESSSS I LOVE IT!!!!

[n 6 days to IP!!!! @thintechgodhead]

3 hours left and it’s up to $11.50USD with free worldwide shipping!

[n 6 days to IP!!!! @thintechgodhead]

finally figured out international shipping oh my god anyways get some cool original art with bidding starting at just three doubloons!!

https://t.co/Y1xdFfcA8x

[n 6 days to IP!!!! @thintechgodhead]

@tauntifer he would love to be in your pocket as long as he can bring the mango