Tristan Taylor

I have a way with words. Cougar alumnus. Red Nation Always. Love my Astros. Texan for life. Tubi Enthusiast. Wrestling fanatic. Poet and storyteller.

[Tristan Taylor @ThirdWardScribe]

@MicahHarshaw @RedNationBlogga @FOX59 God:

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First horny challenge tomorrow, huh?
I’m seated! #LoveIslandUSA

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Oh my. The purposely misnaming of Kayda? Oooooohhhh. Here we go. #LoveIslandUSA

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This was my question. Finally someone asked.

[cj @wsgadIibs]

fuck it, y’all think beatriz uses her prosthetic as like a toy when fucking????

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We getting to the messy stuff. And probably WHY all these hot people are single. #LoveIslandUSA

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@lyssah_a YUP.

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You came all over a… oh my god.
You freaking… wow. Had me clutching my pearls. #LoveIslandUSA

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Yo, Trinity might be a harlot for real. How you gonna give someone the Gawk Gawk 3000 in the same car as… EW. #LoveIslandUSA

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“I’m not blind. I’m just missing a leg…”
I love this woman. #LoveIslandUSA

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Did Sexy Spencer Reid just ADMIT to eating booty?!?!
Wildin, man.
#LoveIslandUSA

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Gabe:
#LoveIslandUSA

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Gabe… if you don’t get your “I’m In Love with a Stripper” ass on somewhere.
The woman might pop a split on you during…
And I KNOW how that feels. 🤣
#LoveIslandUSA

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Or this:

[Negro Bane/Tha Shark @thashark316]

Peter Griffin in car meme

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How you gon butcher that pancake, my man?! #LoveIslandUSA

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POTTERHEAD ALERT! Let’s go Sean! #LoveIsland #NerdsUnite

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Sexy Spencer Reid (Bryce) out here really trying it… 🤣
#LoveIslandUSA

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Whew. Kayda. My GOD. #LoveIslandUSA

[Tristan Taylor @ThirdWardScribe]

Yo hablo Espanol… un poquito, PUTOS!
Cuarto anos de clases del Espanol. Lo siento por mi Espanol. 😂 #LoveIslandUSA

[Tristan Taylor @ThirdWardScribe]

MY GIRL MORGAN! YESSSSS!
She curved the hell out of dude on Big Brother.

[Onewthlove @aydot25]

Bombshell alert! The new bombshell coming in tomorrow’s episode is Morgan Pope, a 33-year-old streamer. She previously competed on ‘Big Brother’ season 27.

Morgan has her eyes set on Bryce and sincere. Are you all ready?
#loveislandusa

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Again, I have never seen so many black Astros in MY LIFE.

[Lys 🤎💫 @lyssah_a]

we got a brother named LaMonte. @thashark316

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Found you immediately.

[Strictly 4 My X’ers @Lizzs_Lockeroom]

#ThrowbackThursday High School Days....

I would ask y'all to try to find me.... but um... 🤣