foo fighter 🦠🥤

ITS MY PURPOSE IN THIS UNIVERSE TO DRINK!!!! follow for LIVE drink updates🥤🥤 @bright_red_lulu

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strawpage? i only use straws to drink
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theyeve shrunk me down to microscopic proportions

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theyre shredding me

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theyve sold me to a secret labratory

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im being hunted for sport

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just got back from the north pole, they had me working as an elf

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sometimes to spice things up i drink out of a bowl

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an ancient cure has been placed on me

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they plan to place me in a dehydrater and well....

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they took my out of my tank and are trying to release me in the lake but i dont know how to survive on my own

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theyre trying to take me in for research

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if i dont drink water for a minute my throat starts closing up

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they say two drinks is what gives a life purpose

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they planted me in a pot

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im straight housing this cheese dip

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they have an IV hooked up to me

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they told me im the #1 leading cause of all droughts

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roobeer float

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i eat a burger everyday

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theres a yogurt demon inside of me

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i escaped prison to break into a random persons house and make a gallon of hot choclate and chug it, my sentence got extended 20 more years