ThisIsntMe

I have no idea.

[ThisIsntMe @This_IsntMe]

Sooke-raised log roller was master of the sport https://t.co/nk5Rn6D7Fi via @timescolonist

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Republicans don’t seem to like how many people are retweeting this

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

How do they do this without laughing?

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

If twitter shuts down I think you all should know that I don't even work for AriZona. Someone just left this account logged into a Macbook at the Apple Store in Queens and I've been using it ever since

[ThisIsntMe @This_IsntMe]

@dpassagemapenas @bayraktar_1love You can't eat a tank.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Has anyone checked on Mitch McConnell?

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[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Most successful home science project ever.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Back under the desk she goes…

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Overheard: I bet implementing mandatory child support at first detected heartbeat and a required billing of their insurance for 50% of the resulting medical bill would change a lot of dudes minds about women's choices.

[ThisIsntMe @This_IsntMe]

@Joelscotthalkes @RebelsAnimal @waitrose You do realize that what they are doing results in more cows being milked to replace what they wasted.
Right?

[Pauline Pantsdown @PPantsdown]

@benphillips76 Her name is Lora https://t.co/l6tCJ5rzlu

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

The two freshmen Members of Congress who lectured us the most about the importance of marriage, Madison Cawthorn and Marge Greene, didn’t have theirs survive a single term in office.

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Joe Biden didn’t even ATTEMPT to save Florida from Hurricane Ian by drawing a new path with a Sharpie.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

The melted circus peanut is probably regretting the whole Special Master thing right about now, huh? 😂

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[ThisIsntMe @This_IsntMe]

@Critical_Chance @ERohatinsky @ACTBrigitte She's gesturing for him to move the F over and give her room. He wasn't supposed to start walking.

[ThisIsntMe @This_IsntMe]

@001mellie Only the dead ones.

[ThisIsntMe @This_IsntMe]

@AdamShippee @001mellie That's because most who would regret it are dead.