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[Heather @ThisBeezy]

Our flight was supposed to be taking off now. Still nobody at the counter or any updates. But in other news @lilclairebee, her bridesmaids, and I have started own band: #SuitcaseBoogaloo. Album dropping soon.

[Heather @ThisBeezy]

Wordle 501 2/6

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Yes I still Wordle. And yes, I’m very proud of this one.

[Heather @ThisBeezy]

@HiMyNameIsSeton Anyone else find the recycling bins under the screen hilarious?! Recycled content goes with the bottles and cans.

[Heather @ThisBeezy]

@noahmichelson @karaklenk @GlitterCheese

[Heather @ThisBeezy]

Well that was $8k we weren’t planning on spending today. #homeownershipisfun

[Heather @ThisBeezy]

Outlook just tried to tell me that one exclamation point was all that was needed to close out my work email.

[Heather @ThisBeezy]

@KimblySpice

[Jason Selvig @jasonselvig]

Say that again, but slowly.

[Heather @ThisBeezy]

Thank you @rejectedjokes for such an amazing evening! And what a surprise to see @bibbymoynihan onstage too! #WeAreAllFelons #NetflixIsAJoke but tonight #DisneyWasTheJoke

[Natasha Rothwell @natasharothwell]

THIS IS ACCOUNTABILITY NOT JUSTICE. REMEMBER THAT.

[Matt Tamanini @BWWMatt]

Who the fudgesicle do you think works in the arts, asshat? Robots?

I’m in a pissy mood tonight, and I’m tired of the multimillionaire “public servants” treating an entire industry made up of working class people like they don’t deserve compassion and/or assistance.

[ARCHIVED - NASA's Perseverance Mars Rover @NASAPersevere]

I’m safe on Mars. Perseverance will get you anywhere.

#CountdownToMars

[Heather @ThisBeezy]

@KimblySpice 😧😧😧

[Heather @ThisBeezy]

Dear @Disney you don’t need to advertise @Marvel anything. Could’ve invested that $5M on your employees...

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

No, fuckers, you DO NOT need to go to a Super Bowl party.

[Heather @ThisBeezy]

@CooperChristina Can’t wait until they reveal the secret. We are digging it.

[Heather @ThisBeezy]

My future hubby is calling Mojo #WandaVision #hottake

[Felicia Day🇺🇸 @feliciaday]

Hey @LEGO_Group can we get more science based sets for the Friends line? Party boats and baking competitions needs some balancing out theme-wise for my daughter please.