Jessica

[Jessica @thisBIRDisword]

It’s going to be SO hot next week. Everyone bring your kiddie pool!

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Every girl should experience her own apartment, groceries in the fridge, candles lit, everything exactly how she wants it, and no man stressing her out. It really is a luxury experience.

[Jessica @thisBIRDisword]

I have a bet going with tonight’s game despite it not meaning much for overall standings.

[Jessica @thisBIRDisword]

So happy I was able to talk to a teammate yesterday. Looks like I’m not the only one getting into it with certain people.

[jezz @JezziiB]

Fun fact: Working in the kitchens at Cheesecake Factory will get you hired at any Michelin star restaurant in the world. They make everything in that encyclopedia ass menu from scratch, so if you can thrive working at The Cheesecake Factory, you have all the cooking skills that a chef will ever need. Most GMs will hire you on the spot if you show up with that on your CV.

[Jessica @thisBIRDisword]

Rain all day on summer solstice. 😔

[Jessica @thisBIRDisword]

In the mood for a horseshoe.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Unless I’m working in an ER, working as a paramedic, or working as a firefighter, there’s no reason I should be expected to “thrive in a fast-paced, high-pressure environment.” Just fix the terrible management and stop running your office like a circus.

[Jessica @thisBIRDisword]

Officially is that a gun shot or fire works season.

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

Life has a way of bringing you back to reality. As you get older, peace starts to matter more than big dreams. Good sleep, decent food, a quiet walk, and time with people you love becomes enough.

[Jessica @thisBIRDisword]

#CancelComEd

[Jessica @thisBIRDisword]

Justice for Justice IL!

[Jessica @thisBIRDisword]

@WGNNews @ABC7Chicago Can we investigate what the hell is actually going on in Justice, IL ? 4 days without power or any support.

[Jessica @thisBIRDisword]

How amazing it must be to win the first game, while being in your home country, opening day. WOW amazing #FIFAWourldCup 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽

[Ryan Hall, Y’all @ryanhallyall]

I have never seen a tornado do this before.

Watch this incredibly rare, looping rope tornado stretch out over Illinois live on stream.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The 3 host countries of 2026 World Cup

[Jessica @thisBIRDisword]

Is anywhere actually doing anything cute or worth while for the FIFA World Cup?!

[Jessica @thisBIRDisword]

My dad is back off the grid. I bet this lasts 2-3 years.
Raising your parents is hard! 😅

[Jessica @thisBIRDisword]

Raising Red is so hard. Like why even throw a kid in the mix? Noooo sir.

[Jessica @thisBIRDisword]

If I don’t get my tan on next week it’s just not going to happen. 🤣