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geep geep

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🎀༘ @luvblessingz]

Me: "i dont need to make a list i’ll remember"
Me at the store:

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🎀༘ @luvblessingz]

“I can’t wait to go home, I have so much to do.”

Me as soon as I get home:

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

he would’ve fought the hantavirus himself if it was on his ship

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

you relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

me ready to crash out because i can still feel the oil on the plastic container after the 5th wash:

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

I can't wait to hear "can i see your passport and boarding pass"

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when i'm already in a bad mood and someone decides to have no common sense around me:

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

“Nobody’s coming to save you”

My God is definitely coming to save me.. idk what yall be talkin bout 😂

[Kristin Raworth 🇨🇦 @KristinRaworth]

I've never sen anything more accurate

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

"Are you free after work?"
Me after work:

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Sulfuric acid dissolves bones and leaves no trace. This guy was worse than the devil.

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

“are you busy tomorrow?” my dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me

[M @MuneneInc]

I miss when December meant rest, food and time away from school not this working version

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me watching “Incoming Call” that’s about to turn into “Missed Call”

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

I’m no better than an old person

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Is it me or is December doing 90 mph in a 45 😭😭😭 like hold tf on…

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

I fell in love with this sentence:
“Forgive yourself for not knowing earlier what only time could teach.”

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🎀༘ @luvblessingz]

You don't drive off until you see that person walk into their house.

[Heisenberg🇹🇹 @John868tt]

GREATER IS THE PNM, BECAUSE WHAT WE HAVE IN OFFICE, IS AN INSULT TO THE PPL