It's hilarious. Basically, any woman I meet is "basic." Because, once you meet me, basically we are gonna sex-thurst over a dive bar bathroom sink while the bartender sets up your 3rd Jamieson & pickleback.
Well, fuck! Now who's QAnon gonna rely on to finish the investigation? After 4 years, there should be plenty of proof and 1000s of cabal indictments are just weeks away, though.
Once sent a nude to this chick that was so hot it melted her phone and burned through the ground to the center of the earth where a mole person found it & CAME HARD.
Nostalgia is so incredibly stupid because you delicate porcelain figurines can't accept that you will die one day. *Sobs* I miss "Wizards of Waverly Place" so much!!!
Watching a WNBA game and I was asked which player did I fuck and I didn't have a answer. I just shrunk in my seat, as vulnerable as a toddler lost in the Sahara desert, without water.
On a date with a QAnon cutie and I asked what was the right-wing sect of the whole child sex slave called cuz if you have one there must be the other: She then unzipped her b-hole and then then zipped herself back up into the void.
.@mcdonalds Some bitch just cancelled my frat bro Dr Drunkenstein for some old bs and he's sobbing and won't even drink his brew. Do u think if I showed him my dick he would cheer up???
My "escape room" is easy to solve & very satisfying but impossible to find again. And for some reason this leave women absolutely inconsolable and wailing until they are dry of tears.
My brother is over 45 and still wears a ballcap, sneakers and a hoodie but I still love him. I just don't let him know whenever family gatherings occur. Everyone agrees with me.
Your DM of your stretch mark side-boobs while your husband cooks dinner for your kids is totally hot & amusing but achingly depressing at the same time. Like a clown that cums at Holocaust porn.
Just talked to someone who disagrees with me. We had a conversation, both agreed to disagree, still love and respect each other and we’re getting together with our kids at the lake so they can swim and have fun. OMG WHAT A FUCKED UP CONCEPT. Clearly we are the problem, not you.