CLAMP

Singer/Song-Writer - Back to the studio in ‘26 ... I mostly have twitter for porn & wrestling news.

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Hey alright … The NEWS wants the worst.

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Hey alright … Today I heard my 5 year old little girl singing one of my songs to herself … If that’s as far as it reaches = I’m all good.

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Hey alright … 20+ years of knowing better …. Why is the mistake of purchasing a full hand of bananas, a lesson I never fully seem to learn?

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Hey alright … Surely we should get @TheRock & @SamuelLJackson to reunite for a hilarious prequel to ‘The Other Guys’ … Maybe call it ‘The Original Guys’ … Make it happen, Hollywood.

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Hey alright … People who drive fast in parking lots, remain in the top portion of my "eat shit" list.

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Hey alright … I have a grand sympathy for victims … and an equally grand disdain for perpetual victims.

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Hey alright … BREAKING NEWS! New study shows the exact result that the dickhead conducting the study wanted to arrive at.

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Hey alright … 1 thing is for certain. Spell-correct is clearly not included in most comment sections.

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@nodqdotcom leading HIS company.

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Hey alright … You can hide a lot of ugly truths inside a beautiful melody.

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Hey alright … Let me tell ya - It’s a real mind-fuck when it suddenly occurs to you that you’re older than Uncle Buck was.

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Hey alright … The cab driver asked where I’m heading? I said “To the top.” … Wonder where he’s dropping me?

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Hey alright … Always be hungry. Never be starving.

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Hey alright … Be good ……… at being bad.

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Hey alright … Big respect to all the independent travel agencies that somehow survived the pandemic … & the 20 years prior.

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Hey alright … One of the most talented musicians I’ve ever met has B.O ———— he’ll go nowhere.

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Hey alright … Can I sue the lottery for mental anguish?

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Hey alright … I feel like I’m having a stroke when it occurs to me that Mick Jagger’s name is Michael.

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Hey alright … I’m not one to complain, but there’s just not enough Dave Grohl.

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Hey alright ... Webster’s Dictionary defines ‘CUNT’ as: “Someone who complains about an Amber Alert.”