Javier Smith

Actor, comedian, writer, former trafficker of body parts.

[Javier Smith @ThisIsJavier]

@cgmacsmith Probably the best I've ever heard!

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#accurate

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@cgmacsmith Adorbsballs!

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Excelsior!
#StanLee #RIP #thankyou #childhoodfriends #neverstopbelieving

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Looking forward to another great read! Thanks, again, @neilhimself https://t.co/B8ueGlFV97

[cgmacsmith ⟭⟬⁷⟬⟭ @cgmacsmith]

#GoodOmens #NeilGaiman #TerryPratchett (@ Barnes & Noble - @bnbuzz in Tucson, AZ) https://t.co/Fnt5eaR0bB

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#Fact : #English is my wife's second language. Fact: I lose every game of #Boggle we play. #Conclusion: I'm not sure, but it's starting to piss me off.

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Just discovered @MODPizza w/ @cgsmith007 & it was awesome! Way to keep it simple & delicious. #pizzayourwayispizzaourway 👍 https://t.co/VsC22mXvEQ

[cgmacsmith ⟭⟬⁷⟬⟭ @cgmacsmith]

Who makes the better pizza? 😊

#pizzadate #modpizza
#celebratingallAs #winterbreak @ MOD Pizza https://t.co/DhCpupSuZu

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@arizonaunions #ScoopCup #ScoopUA I need more #caffeine this week #finals #onemoresemesterdown

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@arizonaunions Scoop is my exams sanctuary #TheScoop #ScoopCup #ScoopUA

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@arizonaunions #ScoopCup #ScoopUA #wildcatfuel #lifeisbetterwithcaffeine

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Filled my #ScoopCup @ #ScoopUA
@arizonaunions

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@TucsonAirport @ratt_fink Now boarding! So what was the answer? How many techs to change the bulb?

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@TucsonAirport How many TIA techs does it take to change a light bulb? #jokesthatmakeyoucry

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.@neilhimself My wife, @yocgrace , and I drove up from Tucson to hear you live. Also, we found this guy:
#neilgaiman #hnlchulsvida #dreams

[cgmacsmith ⟭⟬⁷⟬⟭ @cgmacsmith]

Incontrami alla fontana.
Scambio un bacio, sento il tuo amore.

#lafontana @ Old Main,… https://t.co/DD2cC4g2Kg

[Bill Nye @BillNye]

Ordering the EPA or NASA not to talk about climate change isn’t going to cool things off. Don't double down on denial @realDonaldTrump.

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.@mindykaling @TheMindyProject I'm not this important, but thanks. #whatdoesthismean #amifamousnow #dontreadintothings

[Javier Smith @ThisIsJavier]

2013: Move to #Chicago, #Hawks win #StanleyCup. 2016: Get married, #Cubs win #WorldSeries #NotACoincidence #YoureWelcomeChicago #GoCubbies

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Aaaaaaaaah! #Cubbies #WorldSeries #IHopeImAliveToSeeTheNextOne

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The Sweetie Pie on my arm is the only one better than Lou's.

#SweetestDay #everyday… https://t.co/pKPxf6oIBg