Narushisuto

UI Designer|Collab manager | Dairy of a mad man 🧍🏿‍♂️. Degen (Degenerate)

[Narushisuto @thisisliljoe]

Once you stop dreaming you’re dying 🧍

[korede🇵🇹 @_hxmilton]

we already do, it's called suffering

[H @PGHaroId]

Just had a front 3 of Rooney, Van Persie, Henry on that premier league game and still finished 3rd

[Teslim🇦🇷 @bigdihteslim]

straffitti too sabi

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🚨 Hojlbjerg on Patrick Dorgu's "Gareth Bale-esque" goal vs Ukraine:

🗣️ Hojbjerg:

“Old Trafford has become his playground. (laughs) I spoke to him straight after the goal and said: 'Patrick, be honest... are you sure you weren't thinking you were playing for Manchester United when you hit that?' Maybe it was the red shirt. (laughs)

Now I understand why people compare him to Gareth Bale. Because it takes real confidence to even attempt that finish. And when you see a player strike a ball like that, one thing becomes very clear: That player has no business staying in defence. Just put him further forward and let him cause problems.

The last time I saw a full-back attack with that kind of fearlessness, his name was Gareth Bale. Patrick has that same belief. The same willingness to take responsibility. The same ability to make defenders panic.

And the scary thing is that he's doing it against top opposition. He's not scoring those goals against nobodies. That's why people get excited about him. Not because he's the next Gareth Bale. But because he's starting to look like Patrick Dorgu.”

[olamide @residentbabyboy]

I don go radisson with my guys, we dey package backy rn, then after we go enter chop buffet, good evening.

[Bilal 🎀⛷️ @weirdngkid]

slut shaming? no I’m a slut encourager. take those titties out for me bae

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Assists in a single season with Rasmus Hojlund as the striker:

🇵🇹 Bruno Fernandes — 19
🇧🇪 Kevin De Bruyne — 4

[Doc🇳🇬 @DrDoctavious]

You ever get Sacramento Kings on 82-0, just refresh your browser.

[Zoba @Czooba]

Patrice Evra has more Premier League titles than Arsenal football club btw

[BRUNO FERNANDES COUSIN @QueenMancunian]

Tell me why your club have employed 935 players, 20 permanent managers and 8 caretakers but still have no champions league trophy since 1866.

Take mic 🎤n explain to us 😂

[Narushisuto @thisisliljoe]

Going home to a blunt is a peak feeling mehn

[. @Nikcolazzz]

Remove West Bromwich Albion from this game
Thank you

[B @utdbrxy]

Dembele is proof you don’t lose ability. Martial just never wanted it enough sadly

[ነፀብራቅ B.Roy 🦅 @Ryukyunsee]

@ben_bowman_ Somebody said Gordon is a hard working Garnacho

[🥷🏼™ @UTDNosa1]

Trophy card against CARLOS HENRIQUE CASEMIRO???

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

pharmacy no get septrin but dem get fresh bread.

[Amr 🇪🇬 @amrsxn]

7 AFCONs, every single one on the pitch not in court.

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

money is so fucking fake man

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

to love me is to show me boobs without me asking

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

They destroy this country for our eyes, he dy unfair man.