Max White

Comedian. Writer. Better on Instagram @ThisIsMaxWhite

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This footage sums up my entire skate “career”.

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Try harder Canada.
I grew up inside Michigan bars.

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@JustinMHerman Pick me up from LAX?

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Would have thought Paul was a goofy footer.

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Second best trick done at this spot.

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@jenkemmag Civilian girlfriend sitting next to me on St. Mark’s:
“This guy in the cowboy hat skating towards us looks like a legend.”
It was Gonz.

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My neighbors in Brooklyn really think they invented farming.

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OnlyFans, but only if its VX1000 footage.

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Would it be safe to say that Danny Way wears pads, but not masks?

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Members of Congress got paid $130,000 to spend 9 months arguing about whether we deserve $600

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New CCS cover.

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Come on, Justin...

[Thrift Shop Comedy Show @thrift_comedy]

Friday 10/16 7PM‼️ at @nowandthennyc

🔥 this lineup: @stollemache (Colbert), @chanel__ali (Comedy Central), Petey DeAbreu (Comedy Central), & @ThisisMaxWhite (Edinburgh Fest)

🔥Hosts @yedoyeOT @RandallOtisTV @samuelhmorrison

🔥TIX GOING FAST just $5: https://t.co/vQS0uUa4ay

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Another side of capitalism is seeing a 6 foot finance guy crammed into a size Medium local skate shop t-shirt.

[Anthony Pappalardo @anthonypops]

Worked with several excellent ppl on this one s/o @cosmestudio for the illos https://t.co/Mj27hP8LR5

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Damn, didn’t know Girl used the same publicists as police departments to write their own apologies. “We’re sorry, but let us frame this response with a sprinkle of our own narrative to absolve most of our responsibility...”

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It appears Danny Way was Brandon Biebel’s biggest influence after all.

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@cnkerr Dad got one box from Vox in ‘09, career ending ankle tweak in ‘11, now he’s coming for that Sheckler money.

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Black tape covering police badge numbers is the new white hood.

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Judging by the number of roadside Bud Light cans, I’d say my home state of Michigan is now re-opened.