Alfred Konuwa

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[Alfred Konuwa @ThisIsNasty_]

SUCH A WASTE!!!
#WWERaw

[Alfred Konuwa @ThisIsNasty_]

What a damn waste.
https://t.co/sN2Ruo7sOP
#wweraw

[Alfred Konuwa @ThisIsNasty_]

I'm shocked that Penta losing to Roman is even being considered, let alone a popular belief. There are business reasons for Penta to win & become a folk hero.

WWE's Proxy War w/CMLL
Nielsen focusing on Hispanic Households
Penta can be a chess piece for a possible AAA TV deal..

[Alfred Konuwa @ThisIsNasty_]

I haven't been anywhere close to this nervous (in a good way) before a wrestling match since Cody Rhodes vs. Roman Reigns in 2024.

LET'S GO PENTA!

#WWERaw #SiSePuede #Penta #RomanReigns

[Alfred Konuwa @ThisIsNasty_]

White wrestlers watching Samoans and Mexicans fight amongst each other about opportunities, knowing nobody gets more undeserved opportunities in this business than them.

[Alfred Konuwa @ThisIsNasty_]

946 has inspired WWE to play DRILL MUSIC as a backing track to a car being burnt to the ground.

TKO is for Wall Street, but 946 is for The Streets🔥
#WWERaw

[Alfred Konuwa @ThisIsNasty_]

SUCH A WASTE!!!
#WWERaw

[Alfred Konuwa @ThisIsNasty_]

What a damn waste.
https://t.co/sN2Ruo7sOP
#wweraw

[Alfred Konuwa @ThisIsNasty_]

I haven't been anywhere close to this nervous (in a good way) before a wrestling match since Cody Rhodes vs. Roman Reigns in 2024.

LET'S GO PENTA!

#WWERaw #SiSePuede #Penta #RomanReigns

[Alfred Konuwa @ThisIsNasty_]

Helluva match between Chad Gable and Dragon Lee. This "close-but-no-cigar" finish is how most you MFers think the Roman-Penta match will end. Nope. Penta's about to smoke on that Roman pack like a Tijuana blunt💨
#WWERaw

[Alfred Konuwa @ThisIsNasty_]

946 has inspired WWE to play DRILL MUSIC as a backing track to a car being burnt to the ground.

TKO is for Wall Street, but 946 is for The Streets🔥
#WWERaw

[Alfred Konuwa @ThisIsNasty_]

Penta should ABSOLUTELY beat Roman Reigns. Don't even give it a second thought!

[Alfred Konuwa @ThisIsNasty_]

I'm shocked that Penta losing to Roman is even being considered, let alone a popular belief. There are business reasons for Penta to win & become a folk hero.

WWE's Proxy War w/CMLL
Nielsen focusing on Hispanic Households
Penta can be a chess piece for a possible AAA TV deal..

[Alfred Konuwa @ThisIsNasty_]

"Roman Reigns can't lose until WrestleMania. They're doing a long-term build for a match with Oba Femi that's seven months away, so Roman 'has to be protected, Brother.'"

Aw Dude...

[Alfred Konuwa @ThisIsNasty_]

Exactly one month from today marks the 3-year anniversary of "Aw dude..." which was arguably Cope's most memorable moment in AEW.

Here’s their Origin story.

[Alfred Konuwa @ThisIsNasty_]

I love Royce Keys & OTM. 946 is the opposite of a "Black People Box" stable. They're not randomly put together w/little-to-no explanation because the booker thinks skin color is a gimmick. They stand for Loyalty over Family & to punish Fatu for abandoning his Bay Area Roots.

[Alfred Konuwa @ThisIsNasty_]

I love this uncharted territory in pro wrestling that's shifting toward Black and Brown main eventers.

Andrade says there are too many Samoans. He's wrong. There are too many whites in wrestling & I'm glad those tides are turning in WWE's main event scene.

[Alfred Konuwa @ThisIsNasty_]

Meltzer & Bryan Bonaparte's divorce seems inevitable given the Stuttering Sicko's unwavering defense of Tony Khan at all costs. It feels like a middle-aged man trying to reason with his father at the end of his life.

This will end in Bryan putting Dave in a home.

[Alfred Konuwa @ThisIsNasty_]

Johnny Gargano is back to planking, but I think Johnny is Planking Possum. Sami, being the heel he is, will insist on having the WWE title match against Johnny Planking, but when the bell rings, Johnny rolls up Sami for a nearfall. Suddenly, Sami is in for the fight of his life.

[Alfred Konuwa @ThisIsNasty_]

🚨New Video🚨
Tonight's the night that Penta becomes an international folk hero by beating Roman Reigns.

Anything else would be uncivilized.