Rayko

Comedian. Trophy husband. Purveyor of sass. UCF alum.

[Rayko @ThisIsRayko]

@LiteralMem3s The abbreviation for miles is “mi”. A lone “m” is the abbreviation for meters. So, the pic of the crawling man is accurate.

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@SDWisdom @PolitiBunny Why would he be getting paid? He has no case. He was fired by a private company for violating their code of conduct. The First Amendment provides protections from the government, not your private employer.

[Rayko @ThisIsRayko]

.@toddbarry Regrettably, this doesn’t work for me. I am in Boise now. I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.

[Rayko @ThisIsRayko]

@DrClownPhD MC Type 2

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@JebraFaushay Bullshido!

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@markobilal @MTabarrok I must have imagined all those TTC buses, streetcars, subways, and the GO trains.

[Rayko @ThisIsRayko]

@BecomingCritter Every comedian from an open micer to a headliner has had a heckler. The way to deal with them is to make them part of the show by being funnier than them, without being nasty or having a mental breakdown on stage. You can make the audience turn on you if not handled properly.

[Rayko @ThisIsRayko]

@Gunblaze1969 Truffles.

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@OliLondonTV Ton Dolla $ign

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@bitzydimbo @RealBadSkeletor @dexteristwisted The milk’s gone bad!

[Rayko @ThisIsRayko]

@Cf520Chuck Jeff Bezos’ girlfriend.

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This is not cannon.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

even batman listens to his WHO?

[Rayko @ThisIsRayko]

Scarface Miyagi is the greatest contribution #TheIdolHBO has given us.

[Rayko @ThisIsRayko]

@SW_fan01 Sure. Will these do?

https://t.co/27Jp9wDBuS

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https://t.co/6FgBT8FJdW

[Rayko @ThisIsRayko]

Disney has renamed Boba Fett’s ship to…Firespray! Firespray is a stupid name. It sounds like what you do after eating dodgy gas station sushi! #bobafett #starwars #disney #slave1 #firespray #mandalorian

[Rayko @ThisIsRayko]

@TommyBe85569408 Steel yourself for even greater levels of disappointment.

[Rayko @ThisIsRayko]

Sun’s out, guns out! #summer #july #july4th #summersexy #timetorelax #yardwork #bobbylee https://t.co/Oa9HmdPOP4

[PetraMalusclava🌊 @PetraMalusclava]

Drogon should have burned all the scripts for season 8 #GameOfThronesFinale

[Rayko @ThisIsRayko]

As a guitarist, this is the only tape I use. 🤘🏻#rock #guitar #keepshredding https://t.co/RQhZaODCaD