Tom Platt

All opinions are my own, cos I'm not a bloody robot.

[Tom Platt @ThisIsTomPlatt]

@PaulChuckle2 @PopworldDerby Mate where are you? Disappointed 🙃🙃🙃🙃

[Tom Platt @ThisIsTomPlatt]

@GordonRamsay Rate this halloumi platter @ The Standing Order, Derby - JD Wetherspoon https://t.co/OqWpcQvh9a

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@TheExtraLazy They were in Derby a couple weeks ago, they're intense.

[chandler riggs @chandlerriggs]

i wish LOL

[Tom Platt @ThisIsTomPlatt]

@niksudan Get a life you schmuck

[Tom Platt @ThisIsTomPlatt]

@JellyScallywag Because it's just green horseradish you plonker. It's not real wasabi.

[Tom Platt @ThisIsTomPlatt]

So I bought a bright pink keyboard from a homeless man this morning...

[Tom Platt @ThisIsTomPlatt]

Nevermind.

[Tom Platt @ThisIsTomPlatt]

They say that alcohol helps you with creativity and coffee with productivity. Well it's not working.

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@TheExtraLazy I moved next door to your college... never knew you were big in Derby.

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@niksudan @nineinchnails Yes this is good.

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@Jupiter_Hadley Yay me too, been sat on a beanbag for an hour now

[Tom Platt @ThisIsTomPlatt]

Am at EGX 2018, am bored. If anybody has any strong alcohol or hard drugs. Please find me by the Minecraft and fortnight area 👌

[Tom Platt @ThisIsTomPlatt]

@MathewWWarner @Runemablisk @Girbeagly @ArtificeBlade I've had a look and I must have deleted my old indie games folder soz

[Tom Platt @ThisIsTomPlatt]

@MathewWWarner @Runemablisk @Girbeagly @ArtificeBlade I'll have a look tomorrow :) also @niksudan GJ archive?

[Tom Platt @ThisIsTomPlatt]

@JellyScallywag Lets all get pissed on piss

[Tom Platt @ThisIsTomPlatt]

I turned a whopping 21 today, before you know it I'll be retiring 🎂

[Tom Platt @ThisIsTomPlatt]

@TheExtraLazy @GordonRamsay Shoulda make some sauce eh, maybe a jus to sound all chefy

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@qotsa This and OKNOTOK made 2017 amirite @niksudan