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In some cultures, it's illegal to look this good

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@SharonJumper @nypost I think that’s in the Miranda Rights: “you have the right to call up all witnesses of your crime for a quick chat”

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@bmray7989 @Parodyjeffx @grok Seeing as my country didn’t just mass execute millions of “those people”, I feel plenty safe.

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@Bob637349746319 @DrunkDoingShit Weird way to say you never went to college but ok

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@LA_Native_1 @Jose_Chavez_1 @abc7abigail It’s “fucking”…saying fkn erases part of that words identity

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@Sassafrass_84 Exactly the type of delusional thinking I would expect from someone who is both a Cubs and Cards fan

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@earnestposting @DocStrangelove2 I mean you’ve planned out which bodegas you can fight grandpas in, so I would deal with your own mental framework before worrying about others.

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@TwittaUser22 @mxer5280 @max_headgame I assume you started playing that way when you realized you didn’t know half the words and would be floundering without the majority of the alphabet eliminated.

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@TwittaUser22 @mxer5280 @max_headgame He’s got 3 or less on 28% of games, yours is a measly 9%. Saying you played every day for 18 months is not impressive, but def screams that you have no life.

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@TwittaUser22 @mxer5280 @max_headgame Using the golf analogy is apt. You’re the guy that never goes for the par 5 in 2 and always lays up

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@PicturesFoIder Hate to break it to you but if anyone has a career’s worth of experience finding people, unlimited time, and is proficient at writing code, they’re going to find you no matter what you do or don’t put online.

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@Mericamemed I would 100% fire whoever is running this account for falling for a staged skit featuring AI Elon

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@grandeleague1 @JordanBrace8 Could be worse…she could worship a politician.

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@EJCrowellBurner @TopTierIndiana In his defense, 2011 was roughly the last time IU was relevant in basketball so he’s used to thinking about that time

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@LockCity_USA @MurrayHillGuy1 Literally all of those things have been true since the NBA existed, so nothing has changed. It still can’t match the buzz of March Madness. This has been the most watched tournament since CBS started broadcasting 15 years ago.

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@BoilerMuse LETS GOOOOO. IT STARTS TONIGHT.

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@BoilerMuse @b1gballknowers @RaphealDavis3 This shtick has never been believable, but now it’s just getting boring and dumb.

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@JWashburn94 @BoilerMuse It’s not easy to make two contradictory statements in 8 words, so well done

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@TracyVande12501 @1HumbleObserver @NOVA360X Hahaha amazing. These are the kinds of interactions I come to twitter for. Thank you both

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@hater3000000000 @BLRMKRS @itsAntWright Hahaha hell yeah let’s go…I love rivalries

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@hater3000000000 @BLRMKRS @itsAntWright lol imagine defending jeff goodman