Thistle

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[Thistle @Thistlefails]

@taegi_moonchild Hey. Its confusing. I do look like a child.

[Thistle @Thistlefails]

@taegi_moonchild Told you to eat before work

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You know its #Wednesday when every phone call is a complaint about something not being done. #officelife

[Thistle @Thistlefails]

@taegi_moonchild In my defense they have a very DerEk vibe

[Thistle @Thistlefails]

@taegi_moonchild This is why you are not allowed to be alone. Lol

[Thistle @Thistlefails]

@taegi_moonchild Babe!!!

[Thistle @Thistlefails]

@taegi_moonchild Typing while holding a child is hard

[Thistle @Thistlefails]

@taegi_moonchild Gotta do a cleansing first or you'll trap the end by in with you

[Thistle @Thistlefails]

@taegi_moonchild Oh babe!!!! Oh no!!!

[Thistle @Thistlefails]

Can you call in sick for pulling the Tower and Death cards regarding work? Asking for a friend.

[Thistle @Thistlefails]

@taegi_moonchild You're gonna look at me and tell me that I'm wrong??

[Cyborg Défectueux @cyborg_sarah113]

@SparkNotes thought you might like it

[Thistle @Thistlefails]

@taegi_moonchild My thoughts exactly

[rileigh✨ @rileighsmirl]

👁👄👁

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

hamlet: and then I got kidnapped by pirates

horatio:

hamlet: anyway,

[Thistle @Thistlefails]

@taegi_moonchild Apparently not

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Hospital mood is everyone playing something loudly on your phone while you wait to hear your name called

[Thistle @Thistlefails]

Me: sure I can help you identify a malevolent spirit person I just met.

Also me: have a two page ritual on how to get rid of spirits..

[Thistle @Thistlefails]

@taegi_moonchild I am working on it. Meds taken but brain is having a whole day.

[Thistle @Thistlefails]

@taegi_moonchild Totally valid.