zynomorph

the party’s over folks

[zynomorph @ThisUnnecessary]

@THEKIDMERO Cool Adam

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

"@YoungBasedGod_g: @realDonaldTrump your dad gives good brain?? Damn" It's called genes!

[Mcdonald's#1 Wairror unarmed combat @TWOHANDEDSOWRD]

"Ew why is it so 7.6 inches"
I'm sorry.

"Is that 7.6 inches"
I'm sorry.

"Its 7.6 inches"
I'm sorry.

"Is that around 8 inches"
I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

[zynomorph @ThisUnnecessary]

They legally have to let you in the plane while belligerent drunk if your flight has been delayed 4 times in a 7 hour span

[Brendo. @6thPrestige]

ㅤ

[zynomorph @ThisUnnecessary]

Playing King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard for the white people on a construction site like it’s the Chappell Show skit with John Mayer

[zynomorph @ThisUnnecessary]

I should pick up smoking weed again

[zynomorph @ThisUnnecessary]

Listen, I’ve been holed up not posting for 2+ years and I need everyone to know… I totally relate to Shoshanna the most from Girls

[zynomorph @ThisUnnecessary]

Balatro but they give you IRL rewards for dating moms

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

me reminiscing on 2024

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

This is an incredible 28 seconds

[zynomorph @ThisUnnecessary]

The best Halloween costume you can do for a budget can be bought at Harbor Freight for $20 and still be able to commit a felony with it the next day

[zynomorph @ThisUnnecessary]

I can not wait for this guy to get slept by a giant Neanderthal that is Du Plessis

[Fight Pics That Go Hard @fightpicsgohard]

Khamzat Chimaev submits Robert Whittaker (2024)

@ChrisUnger_

[zynomorph @ThisUnnecessary]

If Topuria beats Holloway I’m going to be one of those really annoying anti-charcuter*e guys

[zynomorph @ThisUnnecessary]

If Chimaev beats Whittaker im going to be one of those annoying anti-Put*n guys

[zynomorph @ThisUnnecessary]

I know so many bald guys wearing beanies at the Knocked Loose show tonight are folding their arms and slightly moving their head to the rhythm tonight

[zynomorph @ThisUnnecessary]

@ByYourLogic Finally I’m an outlier