Taylor Hoffman

[Taylor Hoffman @THOFF1994]

You know its your lucky day when you order a mcdouble and they accidently give you a mctriple #booyaaa #chaching #mcdicks @mcrossett93

[Taylor Hoffman @THOFF1994]

@bilks79 that's how I role

[Taylor Hoffman @THOFF1994]

"@RudeComedian: My relationships are like fat girls..

They don't workout." @mcrossett93

[Taylor Hoffman @THOFF1994]

Being a minority in the lunch room #SPEAKENGLISH #notsorry #LMP @bassie_c @mcrossett93

[Taylor Hoffman @THOFF1994]

@jdurrer4 then you could come back to hayters and be a hayter girl with me ;)

[Taylor Hoffman @THOFF1994]

You know you're in a sketchy part of london when you have to be buzzed into the bathroom and there's a needle bin on the wall in there #WTF

[Taylor Hoffman @THOFF1994]

When you realize the reason you were so tired yesterday was cuz you were taking nighttime cold meds instead of daytime ones... fml #sodumb

[Taylor Hoffman @THOFF1994]

@chelsreymer18 OMG DYING #peepeepants #SOfunny #shameful

[Taylor Hoffman @THOFF1994]

@bassie_c

[Taylor Hoffman @THOFF1994]

Round three against the mice... one trap has been stolen #mice2 #paisleyresidents0

[Taylor Hoffman @THOFF1994]

Round two of setting the mouse traps #mice1 #paisleyresidents0

[Taylor Hoffman @THOFF1994]

Beer darts aftermath #shotguns #takertothefoot #summertime

[Taylor Hoffman @THOFF1994]

Kegger time!

[Taylor Hoffman @THOFF1994]

@bilks79 do pop and chips have carbs? #addiction

[Taylor Hoffman @THOFF1994]

Jalapeno bagel + cream cheese + bacon = jalapeno popper bagel #THEbest #workingwoman

[Taylor Hoffman @THOFF1994]

Finally a working woman again #mexicanbackhoe

[Taylor Hoffman @THOFF1994]

@jmccann94 @gracstep woof.

[Taylor Hoffman @THOFF1994]

Home bound for the summer! Woooohooo!

[Taylor Hoffman @THOFF1994]

Seriously? Put some damn socks on #GROSS

[Taylor Hoffman @THOFF1994]

@bilks79 me too, lets fwicken do it