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@jackblack 👋

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See covid needs to go because I can't be held responsible for how I mumble on these phone call interviews

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@Smxkeless 5g creatine and pre-kaged preworkout

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Alright gym bros I started taking some supplements and now my shit is green. I’m seeing some gains but I don’t think I’m ready to turn in to the literal hulk

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this guy is fucking nuts idk how people can just improv music https://t.co/eMQs1G7dRv

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why was I so fuckin weird

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eating alone at this sushi joint surrounded by happy couples and they start playing this oriental version of chasing cars by snow patrol for what man why did they have do me like that lmao

[The Lord of the Rings @TheRingsofPower]

On September 2, 2022, a new journey begins.

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i simply wont allow people to be political on my social media pages like post that shit somewhere else doesn’t mater what side you’re on i do not want to see it

made a post about being sick and my family decided it was time to be political? nah

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If this fucking watch keeps telling me to breathe im going to break it @Apple

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That rolling down in the deep song fuckin sucks btw

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@SarahWestgate1 come to brazil 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷

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thank me later these last 3 songs are bangers https://t.co/GQPcBHEvDm

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spent the weekend with some very republican friends of my parents and had to explain that the gas price was 2.60/gal b4 the pipeline hack and it was not the president that made it surge to 3.60/gal

no, it was not a great weekend I wish my parents just visited alone

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"if shit goes sideways and there are no laws you can say hello to your local warlord" - my teacher

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free haircuts at the esseker atc #dayz #esseker https://t.co/WwJgO7p4KM

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I volunteer as tribute to fix the gas shortage just send me a pizza

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laugh all you want but this shit bussin

[off brand jack black @Tholm915]

the older I get the more I realize that people who judge and criticize other lifestyles or belief systems are simply unhappy and don't want to be alone in their unhappiness