Shakespeare fan
Debator
Woke
And yes I will hashtag Shakespeare on all my tweets
(Jokes: these are all fiction and not entirely accurate. Comedy only!)
@ThomasEdwa85208 I must say I found you at first quite an annoyance for sharing my unique name, though it seems I'm growing fond of your acute skills of finding THE gossip of the town. Care to work together and have the Elizabethans crawling for the newest scandalous news?
@robert58489 I claim those are me, because they actually are. Also, I would suggest improving your english spelling before deciding to tweet anything. Thank you for reading my website though, I really appreciate it! #Shakespeare
I've had it with these public executions in the morning. Please, if you want to execute a prisoner outside someone's literal house, do it in the afternoon. Or at least quiet down with the chanting, seriously. A man needs his sleep. #ineedmysleep#Shakespeare