Matroos Afrikaner

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[Matroos Afrikaner @Thomas_Phily]

@Saint_Phelepp92 Kapolodja's big brother

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@MADALA2030 Atuli atupi man

[Matroos Afrikaner @Thomas_Phily]

@phile_TK @Abdullah7Yousuf Account number please

[Matroos Afrikaner @Thomas_Phily]

They must finish theirs. Us Pedestrian will come in with Protest. Keep the speed humps

[The Namibian @TheNamibian]

Motorists gathered along the Western Bypass in Windhoek on Saturday morning to protest recently installed speed humps worth N$704 000.
https://t.co/LVmEtNYFSe

[The Namibian @TheNamibian]

Motorists gathered along the Western Bypass in Windhoek on Saturday morning to protest recently installed speed humps worth N$704 000.
https://t.co/LVmEtNYFSe

[thee notorious😤👾👍🏾 @S_gideon02]

Akawa is alive in Nigeria 😭🔥🔥. Hide your properties 😂

[Black jesus @Black_Jesus1]

Good evening ,

This boy is currently at Onethindi Police Station. He was travelling from Oshakati to Windhoek and, upon reaching the Onethindi service station, he went to use the restroom.

Unfortunately, when he returned, the bus had already departed without him.
His name is Alexander Visagei, and he is 13 years old. He is a learner at Havana Primary School and resides in Havana 3.

For further information, please contact Onethindi Police Station at 081 824 7750.

Please Retweet…

[Namibian Sun @namibiansun]

“I’m selling my coochie”

Comrades, we are living in revolutionary times. In the old days, prostitution operated with discipline. There were standards. There was shame. There was darkness.

A woman would stand quietly behind Kalahari Sands Hotel wearing a leopard-print jacket and sunglasses at 23h00 like a respectable citizen.
Now? Full HD. Ring light. TikTok filter. Front camera. Confidence.

“My p*ssy is available. If you want premium services, slide in my DMs.”

Broadcast live like a Cabinet announcement.

The thing shocking me is not even the prostitution itself. That profession is older than mathematics. Humanity has always had two industries - farming and people selling coochie for survival. Ancient civilisation depended on both.

But at least our ancestors had the decency to hide a little.

Today’s generation is marketing vagina like they’re launching a new yoghurt flavour at Woermann Brock.

And these girls are fearless. Faces unblurred. Government names included. Some even add contact details and location pins. “Currently operating in Walvis Bay. Specials available.”

Specials. Like Hungry Lion.

One viral video this week featured a lady aggressively advertising her services while children were speaking in the background. Small innocent kids hearing auntie promising Olympic-level bedroom performances to strangers online.

Imagine doing homework while your mother is in the next room saying: “I give head better than Kim Kardashian.”

Now before the unemployed youth brigade attacks me, yes, times are hard. Namibia’s economy is moving like a donkey with asthma. Jobs are scarce. Hunger is real.

But comrades, must survival come with a beaming light in your face? If it’s that old gold tooth you want to show off, blur your eyes! Because life is very long. The internet is even longer.

Today you are online announcing “I can rotate on it.” Ten years later, you’re applying for a receptionist position at TotalEnergies during the oil boom.

HR types your name into Google. Boom - there you are in 4K talking about dancing on a married man’s d*ck. “I can do things to you that your boring wife could never…”

Shame on you, Josephine!

Then, just like that, the interview cancelled before you even sit down.

With age, the idea of marriage grips you. Poor Tangeni finally gathers courage, kneels down at Zoo Park with a small engagement ring bought on instalment…

Three days later his cousins send him your archived videos from 2026.

Now the man must choose between love and village humiliation.

Even worse is Junior. Poor Junior. Your innocent child, whose father is unknown. He just wants to pass Grade 6 mathematics in peace.

Instead, during break time: “Your mother said she gives the best bl*wjobs in town!”

Children are cruel. The internet is crueller.

Ladies, nobody is saying don’t hustle. Namibia itself is surviving through vibes and Chinese loans. We understand suffering.

But at least prostitute yourselves with strategy. Use aliases. Wear wigs. Respect future-you.

Because the internet never forgets. One day you’ll be a church elder, motivational speaker or deputy director somewhere, and suddenly your old video resurfaces like a forgotten corruption scandal.

Then you start begging: “Please delete it guys, I’ve changed.”

But the internet does not believe in repentance. It believes in screenshots.

[NBC Digital News @NBCDigitalNews]

A Windhoek mother is requesting the public’s assistance in finding her missing daughter, Nangula Dortea Kashamba (15).

The case was confirmed this morning by |Khomas police spokesperson Senior Inspector Silas Shipandeni. Kashamba allegedly went missing after disappearing from her home in Windhoek’s Otjomuise at around 20h00 on 21 May.

She was last seen by her mother wearing her pyjamas. “I can confirm that she was reported missing at the Otjomuise police station on 23 May,” Shipandeni said.

According to the mother, Kresting Ndakukamo, she had returned from work and gone to sleep around the time her daughter disappeared.

“I called most of her friends, but nobody knows about her whereabouts. They say they have not seen her. I am worried about where she is,” she said.

Charlotte Nambadja

#NBCNews #nbcdigitalnews #nbcDSTV282 #nbcGOtv20 #nbcplusapp

[Sir Exit Rockaz 🐐 @ExitRockaz]

We Heard Your Cry 😢. Rockaz Tshirts Will Be Available From Friday For N$ 400,00 The Quality Is Profound. The Tshirt’s Will Be In Black & White, Just Like The World. You Can Pre-Order With Thomas [phone]. Nobody Can Steal The Things That God Has Given Us.

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[Matroos Afrikaner @Thomas_Phily]

@Abdullah7Yousuf Damm

[Matroos Afrikaner @Thomas_Phily]

@FinanceNamibia This new government is messing up everything now

[Matroos Afrikaner @Thomas_Phily]

@Data_CoachO This new government we elected nee. Aaye just nonsense

[Matroos Afrikaner @Thomas_Phily]

@ObserverNamibia Very good

[Prof. Job Shipululo AMUPANDA @Shipululo]

Storm in a Cup of Tea. We didn’t demand “Secrets” or any “classified” information, FIRSTLY. Secondly, there is no single claim that the President does not take such decisions or asked her to explain anything. What has been raised are Procedural questions, based on the Doctrine of Legality, as provided for by the Constitution - Factual Legal Questions. The Storm in a Cup of Tea has nothing to do with our questions. We are not Posturing or seeking to be liked/thanked by anyone, More so by a President seemingly introducing a Doctrine of Abracadabra to our young nation 🤘🏿👍🏿

[Prof. Job Shipululo AMUPANDA @Shipululo]

People of Namibia 🇳🇦
I am in Berlin for National Interest duties and only just catching up on the developments relating to the Inspector General of the Namibian Police. Let’s clarify a few things: FIRSTLY, the Inspector General of the Namibian Police is appointed by the President on the recommendation of the Security Commission, as provided for by Article 32(4)(c). SECONDLY, The President can only suspend the Inspector General of the Police after consulting the Security Commission, as provided for in Section 4(1) of the Security Commission Act, Act No. 18 of 2001. THIRDLY, The Security Commission must include two (2) Members of the National Assembly, as provided for in Article 114(2) of the Namibian Constitution and Section 3 of the Act. Without these two (2) Members, the Security Commission is not lawfully constituted. Any decision taken by a Security Commission without two Members of Parliament is a NULLITY in terms of the Principle of Legality.I can inform the country, as a Member of Parliament and as the AIC of AR (the third largest party in the National Assembly), that as a matter of fact, the 8th Parliament (National Assembly) has NOT assigned and/or submitted any Member to the Security Commission. It therefore stands to reason that the doctrines of abracadabra, legality, and functus officio could be invoked. Off to my last meeting of the day. Let’s discuss later!

[Yitumbu Yitumbagura II @taye264]

Thank you for your service.

[Matroos Afrikaner @Thomas_Phily]

@Abdullah7Yousuf Do You want to assist with log in?

[Matroos Afrikaner @Thomas_Phily]

Moshili ne

[DR 𝐍𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄_𝐁𝐎𝐘💉🩸💊🇳🇦 @SFTT_Sakaria]

The problem is when you graduate oho shuna aali kuumbo komukunda😭😭