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[tom @Thomas_Zak]

God this kid pisses me off .. his vines were never funny https://t.co/0EsWp9ghWB

[Wellington Boyce @WellieBoyce]

Me: if you queef during sex, it ain’t that big of a deal.

Her:

[tom @Thomas_Zak]

Every time I see a dump truck in real life I just want to build a little staircase next to it to check if there’s a chest in it smh

[tom @Thomas_Zak]

Serious question does anyone have an extra beedoo laying around??

[tom @Thomas_Zak]

@bugginout2013 Miss my grandma :(

[Kevin O’Neill @KevinBuffalo]

My wife vetoed the mistletoe belt 😞

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

her: come over
me: can’t. i’m a gorilla
her:shabbadumdweedumdweehee..
me:

[tom @Thomas_Zak]

I’m thinking I’m gonna start hitting up some chat rooms or something because at this point it seems like all my friends are virtual anyways, they never ever want to hang out

[tom @Thomas_Zak]

@MckenzieLorus Yes lol 😂😂😂 I just don’t care enough sometimes lol

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

Help me find them this is a doink chat

[tom @Thomas_Zak]

Sometimes I get so sick of driving manual I just don’t use my left foot and just slam my car into each gear without the clutch

[tom @Thomas_Zak]

I love seeing Saman so happy @EMlNEMOBAMA

[tom @Thomas_Zak]

@Tormny_Pickeals “ The Best Relationships “ posted black screen saying “what would you do if you found your girlfriend doing this “ with a fake ass scripted video next to it

[TORMABLAS PARODYIACKLELALES @Tormny_Pickeals]

thinking about becoming one of those guys who makes hundreds of facebook pages called shit like "InSanItY", "Fuck Your Feelings", & "Dont Email My Wife" that all re-share inspirational quotes on skull pictures memes

[alex @mineifiwildout_]

yo jus got a call from my recruiter apparently the US Navy Seals saw that cod clip i jus posted n wanna put me on the squad i will be deleting my twitter n defending my country from here on out I'm so fucming sorry

[Monkey Tilt @MonkeyTilt]

Video of the year by far! Omg