Thomas Armistead

[Thomas Armistead @ThomasArmistead]

Thanks @tide pods for fusing my t-shirts together with the melted pod......

[Thomas Armistead @ThomasArmistead]

Well the course is over, and one of the guys as he is leaving the parking lot pulls out and has an accident. #driverED

[Thomas Armistead @ThomasArmistead]

"Now my cousin told me dat marijuana makes you more alert, is dat true, what about dat nose candy (cocaine), that's got to help" #driversED

[Thomas Armistead @ThomasArmistead]

"I'm great at texting while driving!!!" instructor: "isn't that how you got your ticket...." Guy: "well yeah.." #driversED #shitpeoplesay

[Thomas Armistead @ThomasArmistead]

"Wait you aren't supposed to drive on a donut tire for a long time? I've had mine on for 2 years!" #driversED #shitpeoplesay

[Thomas Armistead @ThomasArmistead]

@meetjohnjetson I shit you not, we were talking about driving impaired (being deaf, blind etc) and this guys asks about midgets I lost it

[Thomas Armistead @ThomasArmistead]

"How about dem midgets, de able to drive?" #driversED #shitpeoplesay

[Thomas Armistead @ThomasArmistead]

"Alcohol doesn't affect your driving, I drive with 5+ drinks all the time!" #driverED #shitpeoplesay

[Thomas Armistead @ThomasArmistead]

"How close should you follow behind a car at 70mph" "10 feet!!!" No that would be wrong...

[Thomas Armistead @ThomasArmistead]

At a driver improvement course and the shit some of these people say, stay tuned I'm going to live tweet the things they say #driversED

[Thomas Armistead @ThomasArmistead]

Eating breakfast on the back porch enjoying the views for the last time #noplacelikehome #byeVB

[Thomas Armistead @ThomasArmistead]

Let the sleep deprivation begin. #usna #nosleep

[Tori Jacobs @torispies]

@ThomasArmistead You are so right ;)

[Thomas Armistead @ThomasArmistead]

Just found this in my wallet, its the best movie I never saw ;) @torispies

[Thomas Armistead @ThomasArmistead]

@torispies

[Tori Jacobs @torispies]

I don't want easy, I want crazy 💋 @ThomasArmistead

[Thomas Armistead @ThomasArmistead]

Heading to Sea world for another sunny day in San Diego #lifeisgood

[Thomas Armistead @ThomasArmistead]

In the middle of bumfuck nowhere #wyoming

[Thomas Armistead @ThomasArmistead]

Fying makes me remember the utter stupidity of some people

[Thomas Armistead @ThomasArmistead]

You know ur in the military when u go to set ur alarm for 415 to catch a flight and realize u already have alarms for 4, 415, 420, and 430