Tom Clark

Attorney - Wills, Trusts, Special Needs Planning, Guardianships and Estates

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"Death is at the bottom of everything....Leave death to the professionals." - from "The Third Man" by Graham Greene

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@brianneubert Our team gets a lead and starts screwing around. Every time.

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@OPRFSoftball Fence looks great!

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@Super70sSports Wait, you are with outkick now. Shouldn't you be focused on trans boys playing girls basketball?

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@DiedSuddenly_ Who are you crappin' with that comment. The president behind the Bay of Pigs and who started the Vietnam buildup was a peace maker?

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@HammerAndRails Was that the game that broken the 20 game winning streak against Wisconsin?

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@teslaenergy Of course, due to our CEO gutting the Federal government, there will no longer be any weather forecasts.

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@Super70sSports I love ya Ricky but you sold out to a piece of utter shit.

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@chicago_sport_p @YorkDukesBB @michaelsobrien @mikeclarkpreps @jwelge96 @joehoopsreport @NestoHoops @HSBBALLjg @ILLHoopsScoops @PrepHoopsIL @HardwoodPrepsIL @ILHoopProspects How about finding a player that can shoot besides Fitzgerald? Masons convention tonight.

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@brianneubert But can he fix Caleb Williams? /s

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@BarstoolBigCat @TimWagner5 Why is no one focusing on Keenan Allen on being the team cancer? Half-assing it on most plays, dropping passes, and infecting Odunze and DJ Moore.

Remember when we all laughed at the Chargers a few years back, when they kept finding ways to lose games. That was his team.

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@adamrank Why is more not made that the Bears defense basically plays "prevent" until the opponent gets to the red zone. Not when leading, not when trailing, not before halves. Every single possession it's two high retreating safeties until the ball gets to the red zone. That's scheme

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@CanonCal @espn FWIW, Frank McGuire put St.John's on the map.

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@Martyri67266555 FYI, "Satire" is a form of humor which uses irony to expose the folly of a situation. The challenge of satire is that it requires your audience to know enough about the subject to understand the author is being sardonic. In other words, you're too ignorant to get the joke.

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@locks_igor @michaelsobrien FYI Igor, "Satire" is a form of humor which uses irony to expose the folly of a situation. The challenge of satirical humor is that it requires your audience (that's you Igor) to know enough about the subject to understand the author was being sardonic. TL:DR, you're a dope.

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@WatchMarquee Cole Kmeathead. No way he went to one class at Notre Dame.

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@adamrank The Bears captains need to give a Code Red to Stevenson, since he is too good to cut.

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@kelsientaggart @Acyn How many times do I have to explain this. "Hispanic" includes many different ethnicities, most of whom have prejudices against each other. The Florida GOP is filled with Cubans-Americans, who hate Puerto Ricans and Mexicans.

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@brianneubert Bears and Boiler fan. Two improbable victories destroyed

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@COBYBETS @ChicagoBears @DAndreSwift Only been three pass plays but he sure seems to hold the ball a long time.