Thomas Han

Taiwanese. Purdue. Cornell.  Apple Siri, former iCloud. Husband. Dad. Charlie, the doggie.

[Thomas Han @ThomasHan]

Mountain View downtown Castro St

[Tom Dale @tomdale]

HOLY SHIT I JUST REALIZED CLAIRE UNDERWOOD IS JENNY FROM FORREST GUMP

[Thomas Han @ThomasHan]

@tomdale no. Way... Woah...

[Thomas Han @ThomasHan]

Oh oh, @mercnews got Taiwan and Thailand confused. WSJ on the bottom half looks better. 🇹🇼

[Thomas Han @ThomasHan]

Me: "Today would be good day to buy Apple"
Jean: "where?"
Me: "no, I meant the stock..."

[Thomas Han @ThomasHan]

mommy just picked up some fuzz off baby's body and tucked it into his diaper, lol! we've definitely entered a new stage of our lives

[Thomas Han @ThomasHan]

Skeptical African boy reacts to Amazon Prime Day

[Thomas Han @ThomasHan]

Some guy on the street said to me "you know what, I love seeing dads walk their kids." This paternity leave thing is fun

[Thomas Han @ThomasHan]

Amazing how nice people are when you're pushing a stroller, ppl smiling, holding the doors for me, crazy ;-)

[Thomas Han @ThomasHan]

@ebuceci i know, that's what I told her too, until we realized she wasn't talking to us :)

[Thomas Han @ThomasHan]

Out walking in neighborhood, thought a lady was talking to us, turns out she was taking a call via WATCH

[Thomas Han @ThomasHan]

WATCH very unforgiving about reminding a daddy on paternity leave to stand up every hour, I'm kind of holding a sleeping baby here

[Thomas Han @ThomasHan]

"Tim Cook Delivers Speech on Encryption and Privacy" having worked on iCloud & Siri, it's true we take both seriously http://t.co/AeyIXzsa2z

[Thomas Han @ThomasHan]

Driving in style

[Thomas Han @ThomasHan]

Pretty good Amazon ;-) https://t.co/8YQjwPOW32

[Zac Bowling 🥑 @zbowling]

I wonder how long it took Amazon after watching the logs before they decided to add this feature for clueless users.

[Thomas Han @ThomasHan]

@mattbialek oh let me tell you about this intern I worked with at iCloud... Lol

[Thomas Han @ThomasHan]

An intern just asked me in the kitchen which university I'm from, awwww, he thinks I'm an intern too

[Thomas Han @ThomasHan]

Well done! https://t.co/WgAufcwucD

[Bill Clinton @BillClinton]

Welcome to @Twitter, @POTUS! One question: Does that username stay with the office? #askingforafriend

[Thomas Han @ThomasHan]

Added onto shared calendar "mead with coworkers". Jean said I had a typo and changed it to "meet"

[Thomas Han @ThomasHan]

So ambiguous ⬅️➡️