Thomas Barlow

[Ben Kentish @BenKentish]

We’re genuinely now in a position where there’s a concerted effort underway to portray Count Binface as the face of the British establishment…

[Cal @SimpGanassi]

KEIR PONY CULL, I’M GONNA SIGN UP TO STOP THE
KEIR PONY CULL, I’M GONNA SAVE THE HORSIES DOWN ON WEST DARTY MOOR

[Cal @SimpGanassi]

It’s fascinating how prominent MPs would take seats almost anywhere back then. Benn moved up from Bristol and Crossland went from Gloucester to Grimsby. Being a local champion is very new and I don’t think you can argue it’s improved the quality of lawmakers

[Bernie @Artemisfornow]

This is truly insane. Listen to @ChefTomKerridge explain the massive 115% increase in business rates on pubs.

Thousands will collapse as Labour er … “fixes the foundations”

[Kieran Maguire @KieranMaguire]

First Grimsby Town, then Brighton knock Manchester United out of the domestic cups.

Cantona was right, the Seagulls do indeed follow the Trawlers.

[jessi (Literally Just Jessi) @abandonedjessi]

piracy. it's a crime.

[Andrew Graystone @AndrewGraystone]

French police have released a picture of the person they are looking for in connection with today’s jewel heist.

[Ben Cobley @bencobley]

"We named our band after a technique for attacking civilians - and said we supported Hamas and Hezbollah - and brandished the collected works of a terrorist leader - and told British people to kill their local MPs - by mistake."

[Lisa Gillmore @lisagillmore]

Planning Christmas dinner like

[Geoff Norcott @GeoffNorcott]

Massive away win for the little fella.

[Peter Cardwell @petercardwell]

I got sole but at no point was I soldier.

[Calgie @christiancalgie]

RIP John Prescott. Hull legend, pint downer, jag owner and the best sitcom cameo of all time

Don’t make em like this any more

[William Hague @WilliamJHague]

Just been sent this. Think he won that one.

[Kate McCann @KateEMcCann]

Can't believe I heard this correctly but I did... rural affairs minister Daniel Zeichner just told @JPonpolitics that with some tax planning farmers can avoid paying inheritance tax, which Gov had to introduce to stop people from buying land to ... avoid paying inheritance tax

[Nigel Huddleston MP @HuddlestonNigel]

Two chairmen at the Two Chairmen…

Good first day as co-chairman with my friend Lord Johnson.

But now down to work!

[Jennifer Williams @JenWilliams_FT]

That Northern Rail fax machine exchange in full

[David P GCSE (multiple) @DavidPGCSE]

You start to see why it was so hard to buy them

[Jason Groves @JasonGroves1]

I thought the govt had pledged to end these sort of fire and rehire tactics

[Ed Cumming @edcumming]

Mel Stride has been forced to resort to ‘Melmentum’, as there is nothing else in his name that suggests forward movement