Luke🥀

damaged goods

[Daniel Storm @DanielStormApps]

Texting is really nice on the Duo

[sniffies @sniffiesapp]

happy pride month!

[cameron @IngmarBagman]

Gay ppl be like do you wanna come hang out with an immigration lawyer and a pornstar

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[ؘ @bellesdingles]

getting slightly concerned about this lady who is seemingly trying to contact her carer through the comment section on classic neighbours episodes

[Jake 🇬🇧 @jakonian]

Your health secretary literally went on TV this morning and said “no I don’t think trans women are women” stfu

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Six years ago today, the most important piece of pandemic-era journalism was published.

[sopfoxing & friends @sopfoxing]

she's spiritually a gay man

[ultranol @xombiedog]

the reviews for this cake are killing me

[Liam @liammo_]

Trainline is so camp why have I got 4 emails with a tone basically like “wow you’ve only gone and bloody done it - you’re off to Trowbridge chick😍😍😍”

[Fat Slag @Andrewisliv111d]

Sue Perkins nachos were acquired

[Xyla ☾ @H4RF4N9]

I've litteraly had my friend's cum inside my mouth and it still wasn't as gay as this

[⃟ @xenvuen]

“oh no it’s not abt u you dw”

[Inevitable_GB_News (TWAT ACCOUNT) @GBNews23653867]

🚨Another "nurse" candidate for Deform UK Ltd

[broden @cupofteakim]

obsessed with ar denzy's take on "chappell moan"

[SpeakOutSister @speakoutsister]

Ah I remember that bit in the Bible where Jesus gave the disciples a Twirl Egg each.

[big duntles @biglunty]

if you think the ninky nonk’s got a valid mot you’re a fucking mug

[chicken @chickenincrisis]

tf that got to do with me